Today we looked at Halloween sweets that will kill you, or at least make you ugly. Despairing news for all, to be sure. So despairing that it reminded one commenter of a terrible All Hallow's Eve from years ago.

I have no idea why I find the idea of a 12-year-old kid, upon being told that they can't eat candy on Halloween, quietly leaning over and biting their dentist so LOLLL funny, but I do. So there it is.