Anderson Cooper delivered the commencement address at Tulane on Saturday. The highlight of Cooper's speech? An anecdote about his own blacked-out graduation night, and advice that the newly-decorated students drunkenly wake up in another bed the next morning. Video inside.

Someone hit the "panic" button beside Larry Summers' desk—the Ivory Tower has been breached! A 23-year-old former Harvard student, Adam Wheeler, stands accused of lying in his Harvard, Fulbright, and Rhodes applications, and now faces 20 criminal charges.

Today we looked at overzealous collegers finishing school in three years. We thought that wasn't enough time! One commenter disagreed. They didn't think there should be any college. Well, for some people at least.

Young people will stop at nothing to get messed up. YouTube is flush with videos of misguided youths introducing alcohol to their nether regions, so we went to Union Square to get to the bottom of this mysterious trend.

One Columbia senior wanted to know how his fellow students were able to get so high, yet still do well on exams. So he went straight to the source: the school library. It's "study drug time"!

Today we looked at how drug-happy Reed College might be prosecuted for student druggery. This led one commenter to reminisce about their own college druggy experiences. They had way more fun than nerdy theater kids, we can tell you that.

The Cornell Daily Sun spoke to a source at UCLA, "John," who deals weed on campus, about the upcoming November vote in California to legalize marijuana. As a stoner, he likes it. As a businessman, it's bad news.

Slink Capone brings us this "hood variant" of a commercial for Everest College - apparently the west coast equivalent of DeVry. Not hating on either, but this demonstrates why it's such a dicey move for colleges to advertise.

New York University, a fantastically expensive diploma mill for the children of the leisure class, is going to buy the rest of Greenwich Village, put up some towers, and then expand into downtown Brooklyn and Governors Island.

The student loan reform legislation that's tied up in the Senate is one of those no-brainer obviously good-policy bills that you have to be a corporate-money beholden parochial stooge to oppose. Those stooges signed a letter of stoogedom.

Tom Green - remember him? - stopped by a frat party at the University of Pennsylvania in a bid for relevancy and free beer.

Think outside the box! Make something of yourself! Live an inspired life! These sayings are completely meaningless unless specific examples are shown, or they're accompanied by an awesome video. Langara College's Rethink Scholarship chose to go with the awesome video.

So, there was this big "day of action" on college campuses today. Awesome! Protests! Almost made us wish we were the ones whose quality of education was being threatened by state budget cuts. Drums! Dance parties! No Schoooll!

There is a debate in the academic community about whether or not schools should add a voluntary question about sexual orientation to their applications. They definitely should. After surviving high school, these gay students deserve a prize!

Trying to make yourself appealing to employers in these tough economic times? Note—this includes you, Tufts—video resumes are not the answer. People will laugh at you, including people who usually get paid to be laughed at. Here's why.

Oh dear can Ivy League kids be dumb. Today, IvyGate points us to an editorial in the Daily Princetonian, in which a freshman tries that age old argument: When a drunk girl gets sexually assaulted, it's sorta her fault!

Tufts invited their applicants to submit videos of themselves and many did. We tuned in. Submitted for your approval are the handful of kids we would have been happy to hold our hair back in college.

Happy Friday, here is a Dumb Thing on Fox News post. Yesterday the squawking heads were discussing how bad college is. Why is it bad? Because it makes you liberal. But it doesn't make you smarter.

Cornell students just received an email from the University Police, warning them about an imminent, and dangerous, threat to their safety: Deadheads. Hey, we'd be nervous too.

Some of the women in the New York Times story about the gender ratio at UNC—and the horrible things the imbalance makes ladies do—say their quotes were taken out of context and the story has ruined their lives.