Tufts invited their applicants to submit videos of themselves and many did. We tuned in. Submitted for your approval are the handful of kids we would have been happy to hold our hair back in college.

Denise makes us jealous because we didn't know good music before college. We also certainly did not have iPods. All we know is she's gonna make some gay hipster on her hall a really great best friend.

John straddles the line between the cool guy down the hall who gives you really awesome music suggestions and that idiot who spilled beer on your at the 80s party at his literary society. We're slightly leaning towards the former but would still consider hooking up with him after the latter.

Faces are overrated. Flying machines-especially ones in the shape of an elephant like Michael's here-are inspired.