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'Budget Living' Dying: The People Have Spoken
Jesse · 02/14/06 02:15PMBreaking: Major Time Inc. Layoffs Starting Today?
Jesse · 01/30/06 11:31AMUPN, WB: 'What Would We Do, Baby, Without Us?'
Jesse · 01/24/06 12:05PMSecond Avenue: So Long, and Thanks for All the Smoked Fish
Jesse · 01/10/06 01:19PMBreaking: Workers Dismantle Intimate, Obstinate Second Avenue Deli, Where You Know Everyone You Meet
Jesse · 01/10/06 12:10PM
When news broke in the Times last week that the Second Avenue Deli was shuttered, at least temporarily and perhaps more permanently, in a rent dispute, it seemed partially tragic but also partially perhaps just a particularly intense game of real-estate chicken between the hondlers who own the deli and the hondlers who own the building. The latter option seemed increasingly likely when the second-day story revealed that the rent increase sought by the building's new owners was in fact built into the existing lease, negotiated 15 years ago.
Breaking: Martha Stewart Still Guilty
Jesse · 01/06/06 02:55PMHallelujah! A Christmas Miracle!
Jesse · 12/22/05 11:22AMBreaking: 'Radar' Folds
Jesse · 12/14/05 06:21PM
We take no pleasure at all in reporting this: Radar magazine has folded. The staff was informed at a meeting just moments ago. It was an interesting and increasingly excellent magazine; it was a game and noble foil; and it was a well-paying gig for any number of friends. RIP, Radar, and our deepest condolences to Maer and his prodigiously talented staff.
'Us Weekly' Breaks More American Hearts
Jesse · 12/07/05 06:49PMC is for Cookie, and Also for Chicago
Jesse · 12/02/05 02:18PMJustice Department Greenlights Voice-New Times Merger
Jessica · 11/28/05 02:30PMThe End: Judy Miller 'Retires'
Jesse · 11/09/05 03:36PMAnd, lo, it is written:
Breaking: 59th Street Bridge Is Feeling Less Than Groovy
Jesse · 10/18/05 01:27PMBREAKING: Britney Spears Has Baby Boy
Jessica · 09/14/05 04:41PM
All over Manhattan, celebrity weekly editors are losing their shit: Us Weekly wins the Federletus Cup, reporting that Britney Spears gave birth at 12:15 today to a healthy baby boy. Sadly, the pop star and her houseboy husband have not decided to name the child Federletus, but are reportedly leaning towards dubbing the seedling Preston Michael Spears Federline. Because names like Preston help to gloss over the hard reality of a baby born wearing a wifebeater.
BREAKING: Britney Giving Birth!
Jessica · 09/14/05 01:45PM
OMGOMGOMGOMG — could it be true?! Right now, in a cheetos-filled room at Cedars-Sinai, the Federletus is quite possibly rearing its ghetto head from a hastily-carved opening in Britney Spears' womb. We'll keep you updated as soon as we know more, but right now we have to go retrieve hubby Kevin Federline from Starbucks before he misses this beautiful moment.
Today in Wonkette: Let's Whip Em Out and See Who Has the Bigger Tragedy
Jesse · 09/02/05 01:15PM
• New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin on local radio: "After 9/11 we gave the president unprecedented powers to take care of New York and those other places.... You mean to tell me that a place where thousands of people and thousands more people are dying, we can't figure out [how to get them help]?" We'd be pissed he's appropriating our disaster, but the thing is: The dude's completely right.
Condi Rice Leaves NYC High and Dry
Jessica · 09/02/05 09:55AMCondi Rice Continues to Shop Up a Storm
Jessica · 09/01/05 03:55PMThe latest on Condoleezza Rice's Manhattan vacation, courtesy of a reader:
Breaking: Condi Rice Spends Salary on Shoes
Jessica · 09/01/05 12:39PM
According to Drudge, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has recently enjoyed a little Broadway entertainment. And Page Six reports that she's also working on her backhand with Monica Seles. So the Gulf Coast has gone all Mad Max, women are being raped in the Superdome, and Rice is enjoying a brief vacation in New York. We wish we were surprised.