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Monday Morning Box Office: Jessica Simpson's Ass Worth $30 Million
mark · 08/08/05 10:21AMThe Projectionist: Jessica Simpson's Ass Carries The Weekend
mark · 08/05/05 03:31PMMonday Morning Box Office: "Stealth" Bomber
mark · 08/01/05 10:10AMThe Projectionist: Like We Know What's Going To Happen?
mark · 07/29/05 03:00PMMichael Bay Searches For Answers
mark · 07/26/05 11:17AMMonday Morning Box Office: "Charlie" Holds, "The Island" Bombs
mark · 07/25/05 10:00AMThe Projectionist: Another Weekend Of Dirty Chocolate Headlines
mark · 07/22/05 04:10PMMonday Morning Box Office: Audiences Gobble Charlie's Box Office Chocolatey Goodness
mark · 07/18/05 10:20AMThe Projectionist: "Charlie" Breaks The Rules
mark · 07/15/05 03:13PMTrade Round-Up: DreamWorks Animation Under Siege
mark · 07/12/05 12:59PM
· DreamWorks Animation is in trouble with a second straight quarter of disappointing DVD sales, an SEC investigation, and six pending shareholder lawsuits. We're starting to feel like it was a bad idea to sell our car to buy into mogul-in-miniature Jeffrey Katzenberg's Shrek-colored vision. [Variety]
· THR has yet another attempt to explain the downturn on European box office decline on sun-woshipping Germans. Left unexplored is the unpleasant possibility that God kind of hated Bewitched. [THR]
· And you can stick this in your Slump: Summer numbers might be down, but overall, studios are have taken in more money than last year. [Variety]
· On a slow Monday night, viewers prefer the culinary abuse of Fox's Hell's Kitchen to rubbernecking as INXS tries to replace their dead singer on national television. [THR]
· Poker is the new poker: Warner Bros. buys the rights to the book One of a Kind: The Rise and Fall of Stuey 'The Kid' Ungar, the tragic story of a poker phenom who died of an overdose. [Variety]
Trade Round-Up: CAA Picks UTA's Comedy-Mafia Pockets
mark · 07/11/05 01:16PM
· The Agent Dance, Trades Edition: Late Friday, we heard some rumblings about UTA agents Jason Heyman and Martin Lesak bolting for CAA, apparently because CAA was already calling the trades to brag about their poach. Now the question remains: Will Will Ferrell defect along with Heyman, loosening UTA's stranglehold on the New Gay Mafia and ushering in an era of comedies not packaged by The Ooota? Dave Chappelle is also believed to be "in play," should he ever return to commission-earning activities. [Variety]
· "Dissident former board members" Roy E. Disney and Stanley Gold drop their lawsuit against Disney and give a vote of confidence to new Head Mouse in Charge Robert Iger. The trio then held hands and skipped down to grab a Fast Pass for a celebratory ride on the Matterhorn. [THR]
· The UK entertainment industry refuses to let the terrorists win, return to work creating hit shows that will one day fail on NBC. [Variety]
· Overseas audiences continue to display their enthusiasm for watching America get decimated by aliens, as War of the Worlds has taken in $201 million thus far. [Variety]
· More international box office: Fantastic Four runs roughshod over the overseas box office, once again proving that we are not alone in our bad taste. [THR]
Monday Morning Box Office: Fantastic Four, Slumpbusters
mark · 07/11/05 10:25AMThe Projectionist: The Barely Good Enough Four
mark · 07/08/05 02:46PMTuesday Morning Box Office: 'WOTW' Triumphs, Fails
mark · 07/05/05 10:08AM'WOTW' Goes Big On Wednesday
mark · 06/30/05 04:30PMThe Slump: The 'Cinderella Man' Money-Back Guarantee
mark · 06/29/05 11:30AMAs The Slump deepens, theaters are trying desperation tactics (discounts, lame "all Smiths and Herbies get in free!" promotions, etc etc) to lure the public's indifferent heinies into their stadium seats. The WSJ reports that theater chain AMC is so exasperated with the underperformance of the once Oscar-baiting, now bonafide flop Cinderella Man that they're offering a refund to anyone who doesn't like the treacly cinematic stylings of Ron Howard: