• Damn those petulant tourists, and the husbands who refuse to bitchslap them. [forksplit]
  • And, while you're at it, direct some abuse towards those overladen Park Avenue Princesses, too. [corporate-casual]
  • Also, enough of the fucking rubber bracelets for bullshit charities, please. [Zombie Fights Shark!]
  • Shackled prisoners inconvenience lunchtime pedestrians. [tremble]