Blogorrhea NYC: One Of These Links May Or May Not Be NSFW (not that you're there, anyways.)

- In case the Whalepheasantelopenfant is too contemporary for your, uh, taste, there's still time to make your own traditional turducken. [Consumerist]
- No, really....you LUCKY bitch. [One D At A Time]
- The word of the day is LISTEN, people. [Matt Sears Forever]
- Who cares about his breakup, homelessness and general heartbreak, all we really care about that Dan is BACK. [redacted]