96.9% of Gawker employees followed this recipe last Thursday, with a 99% success rate. Additionally, 100% of these statistics were completely fabricated. [The Tomato Diaries]
Fred? Well, he sucks. Obvs. [copyranter]
A Culinary Chronological Recapitulation of MMVI. Note to self: don't let Josh write Blogorrhea captions. [Gridskipper]
Tower Records: more useless now than ever. [Diminishing Returns]
Why all companies should institute child-free policies at holiday parties. [TLME]