• Finally, an awards ceremony after our own hearts. You bet your asses we'll be sending in our nominations. [The Jorie Awards]
  • Mugshots are best Hanukkah gifts, like, ever. [pretty* in the city]
  • Meals On Wheels: good at humanity, bad at ad campaigns. [TIWWDN]
  • The pinnacle of patriotism - to abroad and fuck random girls. [Rum & Popcorn]