In all fairness, the writers of the Esquire-Marie Clare sex survey left off the ever important "I think?" that followed "A little" in 87% of those women's responses (attributed to the fact that when they agreed to anal they were "completely smashed" and as a result "sort of remember it"). [redacted]
"I'll never forget the night she cheated on me, because it was the night of the XBox 360 launch." Funny, that's how much of our tech department remembers losing their virginity. [Pete Unwrapped]
We can ascertain two things from the lyrics to this song: one, somebody's girlfriend has trouble pooping and two, somebody's laziness results in his ultimate failure as a man. [Banterist]
It's just like that time we went to a strip club and saw our once-hot-but-now-dried-up kindergarten teacher grinding away on a pole...on a much smaller scale. Kind of, anyways. [Slack LaLane]
Condoms perfect for those chance sexual encounters on the G train. Or, remembering where/how you got on the G train in the first place. [Second Ave. Sagas]
We always wondered what that place at the end of the F line was called, but that's usually after we drank a bottle of whiskey and were wondering why we did that, also. [Hot Johnny]
Hot firefighters rescuing you from a stalled elevator? A gorgeous, glistening HAM? Sounds like a pretty good New Year's Eve to us. So shut up. [Perpetually Nauseous]
