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The Agent Dance: William Morris Loses Another One
mark · 03/24/05 10:58AMThis morning, Page Six notes another defection from William Morris, again ascribing this latest betrayal to unhappiness over the New Yorker profile of "unorthodox" WMA president Dave Wirtschafter. The way they're fixating, you'd think the Sixers are opening up an agency of their own, populated solely by former Morris clients:
The Agent Dance: Angelina Jolie Goes With CAA
mark · 03/22/05 05:28PM
It's a little unusual to see The Agent Dance official mascot Ari Emanuel's face on two different posts in a single day, but word around the agent bloodcooler is that Angelina Jolie has signed with CAA. There is no truth to the rumor (which we just invented right now) that Jolie signed with William Morris for five minutes, dumped them in disgust over Dave Wirtschafter's failure to mention her in his New Yorker profile, then signed with the new agency.
The Agent Dance: Breaking! Agent Lies!
mark · 03/22/05 11:17AMAnnals Of Agency Collectibles: The CAA Coke Bottle
mark · 03/21/05 04:15PMThe Wirtschafter Profile: Looking At The Bright Side
mark · 03/21/05 03:27PMMorning William Morris Round-Up
mark · 03/21/05 11:53AMThe Art Of The Poach: Agent Angst Edition
mark · 03/18/05 05:48PMThe Art Of The Poach: Fallout Edition, Part 2
mark · 03/18/05 11:18AMWilliam Morris is bleeding clients like a hemophiliac 17th century French monarch at a paper-cut convention. Early in the week, Sarah Michelle Gellar dropped the agency over the New Yorker profile of "unorthodox" WMA president Dave Wirtschafter, and yesterday, Halle Berry punted them curbward. According to Variety, Berry didn't love Wirtschafter's disclosure about some of her movie deals in the article, like this one for Perfect Stranger:
The Art Of The Poach: Agent Math
mark · 03/17/05 04:22PMThe Art Of The Poach, Part Two
mark · 03/16/05 03:42PMThe Art Of The Poach: Fallout Edition
mark · 03/16/05 10:42AMWilliam Morris is in damage control mode as Tad Friend's New Yorker profile of president Dave Wirtschafter makes the rounds in Hollywood. Yesterday, Sarah Michelle Gellar, the linchpin of The Grudge and Scooby Doo franchises, ditched the agency in a publicist-assisted huff. Here's the offending quote from the article:
The Art Of The Poach, Part One
mark · 03/15/05 12:51PMAs we mentioned yesterday, this week's New Yorker features Tad Friend's profile of William Morris president Dave Wirtschafter and his "unorthodox" approach to his job, (i.e., he's loathe to attend parties and schmooze client while hunting for new ones to poach). And not since social scientists locked two junior agents from CAA and WMA in a glass tank with a Polaroid of Tom Cruise and took notes until one chewed through the other's colon has there been such an in-depth study of the agenting arts. In fact, the profile is so tightly packed with nuggets that we're going to pull quotes from the piece all week and present them devoid of any kind of context. Like this:
The Agent Dance: The Art Of The Poach
mark · 03/14/05 05:22PMIn this week's New Yorker, Tad Friend submerges himself in the William Morris shark tank to profile president Dave Wirtschafter, "exemplar of a new breed of Hollywood agent." The magazine's website features a Q & A where Friend discusses his harrowing journey amongst the bloodthirsty tenpercenters with writer Ben Greenman. Here, Friend breaks down the time-honored poaching ritual:
Defamer Connections: Hot, Yet Practical, Late Night Action
mark · 03/11/05 11:17AMSometimes we love this town so much we can hardly bear it; if it were a bunny, we'd squeeze it so hard that its adorable little marble eyes would pop out and roll underneath the warren. Even when blinded by a spell of late night horniness, this aspiring actor is still practical enough to think about his career:
We Hear...From Our Agent
mark · 03/09/05 11:11AMThe Agent Dance: Killin' Time At Paradigm
mark · 03/08/05 02:07PMWhen things on Wilshire Blvd. are quiet and agents aren't busy stealing each other's clients or switching allegiances in the middle of the night, the Agent Dance likes to pause for reports on other agency-related action. A Defamer operative submits this fresh intelligence about a couple of hot deals going down at Paradigm:
The Agent Lap Dance: Private Agent Oscar Party
mark · 03/04/05 01:06PMThe Agent Dance: Endeavor Lands Pretty Jude?
mark · 02/28/05 11:03PM
Let the post-Oscar agent-dumpings begin! We've heard a rumor that Jude Law is depriving CAA of the rainbows that spring forth from a mere flutter of his eyelashes, and has shifted the balance of pretty-boy star power in Endeavor's direction, signing with Patrick Whitesell. (Look at official Agent Dance mascot Ari Emanuel smiling! He's positively tickled!) If the changeover indeed goes down, how did Whitesell land Law? Did he promise to key Chris Rock's car for calling Law a "second choice" actor at the Oscars? Did he close the deal at his Oscar party at 4 a.m. with a soak in a hot tub full of hookers and a bag full of kind bud? Was Law promised that fellow Whitesell client Ben Affleck will be by to clean his pool twice a week? We're willing to go out on a limb and say the Affleck thing was the deal-breaker.
The Agent Dance: Bruce And Cube Bolt CAA
mark · 02/15/05 09:07PM
We just heard a rumor that both Ice Cube and Bruce Willis have left CAA—separately, we suppose, as much as we love the image of Cube and Willis skipping up Wilshire Boulevard, arm in arm, in search of new adventures and new representation. As far as we know, neither has signed on with another firm. But what do we know? We're still imagining the two happily frolicking along, but now Bruno is holding a picnic basket and scattering rose petals behind them, asking Cube if signing up for three more Die Hard sequels would make him look a little desperate.