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The Towleroad blog drives the blind-item truck down Wilshire Boulevard's fabled Corridor of Ten Percenters. Why, exactly, did the gay-porn stars of Bel Ami Entertainment pack their bags and decamp for LA during Oscar weekend?

Perhaps to reduce the stress of planning an annual party for clients, crew Bel Ami was reportedly flown in by a senior agent at one of Hollywood's top talent stables for a more private appearance—in his bedroom. Like all entertainment-hungry industry types, says our source, "he likes to watch." Then again, who doesn't?

Oh, that's reassuring. For a moment, we thought this "senior agent" just wanted some cheap talent to give a spectacularly wooden reading of The Taming of the Shrew.

[We should also note that the presence of the Agent Dance's official avatar, that little picture of Endeavor's Ari Emanuel, in no way implicates him in this item. He's just there to look pretty and bless our coverage of his peers.]