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Page Six is taking the news that William Morris agent Todd Feldman defected to CAA pretty hard. Hell hath no fury like a gossip rag scorned:

[Feldman's departure] is no big loss. A month ago, we called Feldman to check out rumors he was leaving WMA. Feldman begged us not to print his name, promising us he would let us know if and when he was leaving the agency and vowing we wouldn't read it anywhere else. We kept our bargain and didn't print his name. Feldman lied, however, and gave the story to Variety, instead.

We really hope that Feldman isn't bringing this incredible "lying" technology with him to his new job, for it would revolutionize the entire agent profession and forever shift the delicate balance of power in Hollywood in CAA's favor.