The Agent Dance: Endeavor Lands Pretty Jude?
Let the post-Oscar agent-dumpings begin! We've heard a rumor that Jude Law is depriving CAA of the rainbows that spring forth from a mere flutter of his eyelashes, and has shifted the balance of pretty-boy star power in Endeavor's direction, signing with Patrick Whitesell. (Look at official Agent Dance mascot Ari Emanuel smiling! He's positively tickled!) If the changeover indeed goes down, how did Whitesell land Law? Did he promise to key Chris Rock's car for calling Law a "second choice" actor at the Oscars? Did he close the deal at his Oscar party at 4 a.m. with a soak in a hot tub full of hookers and a bag full of kind bud? Was Law promised that fellow Whitesell client Ben Affleck will be by to clean his pool twice a week? We're willing to go out on a limb and say the Affleck thing was the deal-breaker.