It's two-part finale time, and Top Chef is heading off on the road to Singapore. Join us in the comments for our live blog of the show. We'll be trading more witty quips than Bob Hope and Bing Crosby!

Spread the word: Project Runway is back! The show's quality dipped in recent seasons, but we thought last week's episode was one of the best ever. So join our live blog in the comments tonight and help celebrate the revival!

Welcome to our live blog for the newly-minted Emmy winner Top Chef. If they gave trophies for TV show live-blogging, I think the folks who create this one would win it hands-down. Why not aspire to greatness and join us?

The Primetime Emmys are often uncomfortable and horrible, so the only fun way to watch them is with a bunch of people making fun of them. That's just what we're doing and—unlike the real ceremony—you're invited!

How many times will Sammi and Ronnie break up tonight? And how much longer are we going to care? Let us debate it as a group, during our weekly Jersey Shore live blog. You might even find true love!

Welcome to another edition of our Project Runway commenting party! Join us and celebrate! And please be advised: This isn't a formal party, so there's no need to get out the good china or anything.

You know what makes a really nice pairing? Watching Top Chef and live-blogging it on Gawker. They go together like fava beans and chianti! Join us in the comments tonight and find out for yourself!

Hey guys, are on you on vacation? Well, you can't be on vacation from watching reality television programs, so come join us while we talk smack about Jersey Shore. It's more restful than a whole week at the beach!

It's "hat night" on Project Runway—so fetch your best millinery and join us in the comments for our latest live blog. And if you don't have a hat, just pretend you do. We can't see you anyway!

You've heard of Eat, Pray Love? Well, this live-blogging party is called Drink, Watch, Post. It only takes an hour and you never leave the couch—but it's a spiritually fulfilling journey all the same. Join us and see!

Do you ever think about what Jersey Shore would be like if The Situation and DJ Paulie D were more like Crockett and Tubbs? Wanna talk about it? Then join our live blog of tonight's guaranteed amazing episode.

Happy August 12! On this day in 1851, Isaac Singer was granted his first patent for the sewing machine. Why not celebrate this auspicious date by joining our cyber-sewing-circle known as the Project Runway live blog?

We'll start the rest of the season with a bang tonight: It's time for Restaurant Wars! Join us as we report on the battle in the comments under this post. It's like we're all embedded journalists!

Want to watch Jersey Shore but don't have anyone to sit and make fun of the cast with? Then step on in and join our live blog. It's just like playing "Shoot the Freak" on Coney Island!

Welcome to the Project Runway commenter live blog—now "supersized," thanks to the show's new expanded-episode format. Like soccer players, we do it for 90 minutes now! Why not join us, just for kicks?

Ah, those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer! What better time to relax in a La-Z-Boy and gaze your favorite reality show? Join the craze—our commenter live blog of Top Chef is about to start! Hurrays!

We have waited and prayed for this day to come and now it is finally here. The return of Jersey Shore! What better way to celebrate than by joining us in our live blog to talk shit about the show!

Just when we'd forgotten what channel Lifetime was on again, another season of Project Runway has snuck up on us. It starts tonight, so join us in the comments for the premiere-episode live-blogging festivities!

Want to add some spice to you Wednesday night? Join our live blog of Top Chef in the comments section under this post! It has all the ingredients of a good time — and no monosodium glutamate!

Don't watch Top Chef alone, like some forgotten side dish. Become a connoisseur of commentary by joining our live blog! Why be a square when you can be a square meal?