Who Is the Worst Lib on Twitter? Let's Decide!
Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/13 02:14PMRich Juzwiak · 08/08/13 02:07PM
Apologetic Burglars Return Loot After Realizing They Robbed a Charity
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/13 01:42PMWho's Worse: Movie Theater Shush-ers, or Movie Theater Talkers?
Max Read · 08/08/13 01:38PMFour in Ten White People Only Have White Friends
Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/13 12:48PMFlorida Teen Dies After Cops Taser Him for Tagging Abandoned Building
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/13 12:37PMHow Apple Helps Fund a Bloody Colombian Rebel Army
Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/13 11:22AMHamilton Nolan · 08/08/13 10:54AM
Here Is a Person Reciting All of Mean Girls in Less Than a Half Hour
Rich Juzwiak · 08/08/13 10:13AM
...Or, at least, that's what Next Movie is claiming their intern Christopher Rosa is doing in the video below. I haven't checked the original script against his recitation. But even if he isn't entirely accurate, this is a mesmerizing twenty-nine minutes and seven seconds of a person in a room talking to himself while barely taking the time to breathe. It has the feel of a show on TLC.
Australia's Sarah Palin Is Even Dumber Than Ours
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/13 10:13AMCable News' Top Zimmerman Defender Is a Violent Criminal Racist
Max Read · 08/08/13 09:50AMRich Juzwiak · 08/08/13 09:36AM
LA Restaurant Unveils Fancy 'Water Menu,' Offers 'Water Sommelier'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/13 09:31AMSanjay Gupta Is All For Weed Now
Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/13 09:02AMRich Juzwiak · 08/08/13 08:51AM
Oh My God Beyoncé's Hair Is Gone; Where Did Beyoncé's Hair Go?
Caity Weaver · 08/08/13 08:33AM
A few weeks ago, Beyoncé's hair got hilariously stuck in a fan while she was attempting to move thousands to tears via an emotional performance of "Halo." Now, perhaps out of a mistaken belief that fans run on Beyoncé hair instead of electricity, Beyoncé has chopped off all her long hair, in an ambitious tactical maneuver designed to starve the world's fans.
Troll Dad Gets Baby Girl to Eat Her Vegetables Through Sweet Trickery
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/13 08:32AMHaving grown tired of waiting on his baby girl Sophia to give him a break and just eat her vegetables already, one tricky Troll Dad goes to Plan B: The Ol' Kit Kat Switcheroo.
Coffin Skydive Guy Is a King Among Men
Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/13 08:32AMEscape artist Anthony Martin went skydiving while locked and chained inside a coffin. He freed himself while falling and parachuted to safety. I'm sorry, but that is awesome.








