...Or, at least, that's what Next Movie is claiming their intern Christopher Rosa is doing in the video below. I haven't checked the original script against his recitation. But even if he isn't entirely accurate, this is a mesmerizing twenty-nine minutes and seven seconds of a person in a room talking to himself while barely taking the time to breathe. It has the feel of a show on TLC.

The pink shirt, I think you'll agree, is a great touch.