Maggie Gyllenhaal: I Share Vibrators With My Friends
Maggie Gyllenhaal lends vibrators to female friends. Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon say their adultery is "like a fairy tale." Kendra Wilkinson describes "sex on a jet ski." Wednesday gossip likes to share.
- Maggie Gyllenhaal is in a movie about the invention of the vibrator, and consequently she has tons of vibrators, which she lends to all her friends: "By the time I finished the movie I'd been sent maybe 15 vibrators by different people in London with vibrator stores. It was a pleasant surprise. So I have this incredible collection, and I actually use like one or two of them. I lend them to my friends, and they'll take them for six months at a time." Vibrator lending. Are we OK with this? Maybe it's like dating your friend's ex-boyfriend: Awkward but not inherently gross, assuming a bath occurred in between. But! What if it's more like borrowing a pair of thong panties: Completely and wholly unacceptable. Once a thong has been worn by two different people, it simply must be burned. Yes, I'm leaning towards "thong panties" on this one. Objects that get sandwiched between labia must never be shared, unless the object in question is a human, in which case setting fire after sexual use is not socially acceptable. [Frisky, images via WENN]
- Elin Nordegren might be getting remarried. You go girl, etc. [Radar]
- Britney Spears ran out of a building with a gun in her hand! Don't worry, it's a fake gun, and she is shooting a music video. To avoid violent self-imagery, they told her it was a purse with six tiny pockets. [Yeeeah]
- Michaele Salahi and Neal Schon gave their first interview since ditching their spouses to live in sexy sin. Neal: "It's like a fairy tale. It is, it really is. I'm very happy, very happy after waiting for her for 15 years. Now I want to get beyond all this media hype that Tareq has put out there. It's really quite embarrassing." Michaele dated Neal and Tareq in the '90s, and chose Tareq over Neal. But fifteen years later and two weeks ago, she confessed her undying love to Neal! While backstage at a Journey concert, with her husband! The same concert where Tareq filmed Michaele kissing Neal! What, you think Cinderella never cuckolded Prince Charming? [TMZ]
Lenny Kravitz tweeted a picture of "the only person in the world that calls me Leonard." Can you guess who it is? Here, I will make a word jumble that contains the solution to this very perplexing puzzle: HYNGETW OLWRAP [@LennyKravitz]
- Kendra Wilkinson: "Hank and I had sex on a jet ski in Cabo." This has been your unnecessary Kendra Wilkinson sex story of the day. [Us]
- Sarah Jessica Parker on haters: "I'm criticized all the time. I'm not even circumspect about it. The idea of it all is very painful because I think, ‘How can they make assumptions about me that are so untrue?'. Proper film or theatre criticism is part of what I do; I don't read them but I don't begrudge a critic an opinion. But personal criticism I find distasteful. We think it's funny to be mean and women say awful things about other women and use terrible language and call each other awful names. It's so uncivilized and vulgar." Trollop! Troglodyte! Strident strumpet of strudels! With the holy mists of Mount Olympus as my witness, I hereby curse this cooze! [Celeby]
- Mel Gibson got into some kind of Costa Rican pastry fight with a guy who's suing him. [TMZ]
Brad Pitt's comment that marrying Jennifer Aniston turned him into a boring couch potato made "Team Aniston" go "ballistic." Jen "demanded an apology"! Her publicist called his publicist! Her agent strapped on a set of brass knuckles and howled at the moon! Brad immediately recanted, and is still seeking forgiveness for daring to mention that being in a deadend marriage makes you kinda depressed. [Us, People]
