Today’s episode of Dr. Oz returned to the subject of Charlie Sheen’s HIV and the experimental treatment he received from a “doctor” who practices in Mexico, Sam Chachoua. Chachoua allegedly injected himself with Sheen’s HIV positive blood and more recently discussed his treatment of arthritic goat milk on Real Time with Bill Maher, on which Chachoua received 10 minutes of airtime with virtually no scrutiny from Maher.

Last night’s Real Time with Bill Maher featured a segment ultimately suggesting that if it smells like bullshit, it might be the milk of arthritic goats.

On today’s episode of Dr. Oz, Charlie Sheen revealed that he had gone off the live-saving cocktail of antiretroviral drugs he was prescribed to treat his HIV, which predictably caused the level of HIV in his blood to become once again detectable. Sheen said when he came out as HIV positive, he began to receive offers of alternative medicines that he then explored. At one point he said of his antiretroviral therapy as “amazing for the [viral load] number, but I don’t know how amazing it’s been for me, ya know?”

When Charlie Sheen announced earlier this week on the Today show that he is HIV positive, he added that through antiretroviral treatment, his viral load is now undetectable. “My medical team could only shake their heads as each and every blood test returned levels revealing a state of remission,” he wrote. In going public with his status, Sheen introduced the country at large to the emerging reality of what it means to be HIV positive in 2015.

Charlie Sheen was diagnosed with HIV four years ago and has since paid millions of dollars to keep his diagnosis a secret, he told Matt Lauer Tuesday in a bombshell interview seemingly timed to beat a National Enquirer tell-all about his sex life.

A source with “direct knowledge” of the interview announced earlier today confirmed to CNNMoney that Charlie Sheen will discuss his HIV status with the “Today” show’s Matt Lauer on Tuesday morning. Meanwhile, TMZ reports that Sheen has been receiving treatment and the virus is now undetectable in his system.

According to reports, Charlie Sheen will go on the Today show tomorrow to announce he’s been diagnosed with HIV—just one day before a National Enquirer report discussing his sex life is scheduled to drop.

Even more sad news out of Two and a Half Men, a halfway house for the criminally insane: Jon Cryer—arguably the most well-adjusted of the group, whatever that means—once turned to Charlie Sheen for help hiring prostitutes because he was "an emotional basket case" over his divorce.

Charlie Sheen, a blinding sun of rage that consumes all in its ambit (starting with booze and Taco Bell) has exploded and collapsed on itself once again, this time in the general direction of Kim Kardashian and her "giggly" ass.

In a lawsuit filed Friday in California, a dental technician who had been assisting in treatment of an abscess in Charlie Sheen's mouth alleged that the buckwild addict actor sexually assaulted her, threatened the dentist with a knife, and flung spit all over the walls of the room. The dentist working on Sheen has denied the accusations.

Charlie Sheen, erratic Taco Bell enthusiast and former television Man, is being investigated for assault after allegedly threatening his dentist with a knife Thursday. A dental technician told police Sheen was high on cocaine and flipped out while she was trying to administer nitrous oxide.

An etiquette battle erupted in Philly Monday when a restaurant attempted to shame Eagles running back LeSean McCoy for allegedly leaving a 20 cent tip on his $60 bill. McCoy's supporters argue that PYT Burger is a slimy hole with bad Yelp reviews, while his detractors point out that he left a 20 cent tip on a $60 bill.

Sometimes the meandering course of one's #winning finds one drunk and craving Taco Bell of an evening, so one does the natural thing and has Gary fire up the car and take one's hammered ass to the drive-thru.

Charlie Sheen, a former winner known for portraying the character of "one man" on television, attempted to teach current famous person Rihanna a lesson in celebrity etiquette Thursday by posting an extended angry rant on Twitter.

Ah, Paris in springtime! Romance, confusion, possible capers, getting wasted and posing for photos with Charlie Sheen.

Yesterday, the Daily Currant, the world's worst "satire" site, published a fake news story about Charlie Sheen calling for Toronto mayor Rob Ford's resignation. Many, many people fell for the "joke," including Sheen, who was so offended that he tweeted a bizarre apology poem to Ford.

The trail is apparently cold in pursuit of alleged killer Christopher Dorner as police begin to scale back their search in the San Bernardino Mountains, Dorner's last know whereabouts. Los Angeles Police Commissioner Charlie Beck has offered an easy surrender to Dorner, announcing to the fugitive:

Actor and profesional crazy person Charlie Sheen recently hosted the opening of his new bar in the El Ganzo hotel in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, was on hand to watch Slash perform. What a party!

The trailer for future Academy Award winner Scary Movie 5 is finally here and it features the scene we've all been waiting for. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen's "love scene." From the early looks of it, it doesn't look that romantic. Allegedly, Lilo was afraid of catching a disease from Sheen's mouth.

We can this close to never having to see Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in bed together, but, sadly, it was not to be.