Rachel Dolezal may have been the most audacious person to ever attempt to pass herself off as black, but she certainly was not the first. Here is a brief history of people, white and otherwise, pretending to be black.

Exciting time to be Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Dates with each other, dates with significant others, dates over here, dates over there, dates in Central Park, dates at very exclusive parties... As Martin might say, make new girlfriends but keep the old; one is a blonde movie star and the other is also a blonde movie star.

It's the second day of the new year, and I know what you all are thinking about: losing 135 pounds from your bodies. It sounds like an impossible task, but with the help of Gwyneth Paltrow, you too can experience extreme weight loss.

In a deeply concerning interview with Harper's Bazaar UK out today, inflated Chia seed Gwyneth Paltrow works through some complicated feelings about her "conscious uncoupling" from rock dad Chris Martin. "There are times when I think it would have been better if we had stayed married," she says.

Gwyneth Paltrow, the taut, kale-filled stomach behind upscale lifestyle brand GOOP, was rejected as an editor for Yahoo Food, the New York Times reports, in an article that also broke the news that Yahoo Food exists.

Jimmy Kimmel is back with the eighth(!) edition of Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, which should be getting really old by now, but instead just keeps getting better. People on Twitter (or Kimmel's writing staff?) are seriously on point with their celebrity slams this time out.

Martha Stewart, the seasoned, meticulous lifestyle expert who once spent five months in jail for lying to federal investigators, does not appreciate human Pilates machine Gwyneth Paltrow's contributions to the lifestyle expert economy. In September, she told Gwyn to "be quiet" and stick to acting.

According to an exclusive E! News report, America's Sweetheart Jennifer Lawrence, 24, and England's rocker dad Chris Martin, 37, broke up. Be not afraid, children, for Gwyneth Paltrow's hex—that bottle of Kiehl's she buried with some twigs in the backyard this summer—worked.

Gwyneth Paltrow threw a casual party Thursday night in Los Angeles for Obama and several hundred of her closest friends, noting in a speech to her guests that the president is progressive, and also hot.

A nude-by-choice Jennifer Lawrence covers Vanity Fair this month, and inside the issue, she hangs out with...what, a cockatoo? A parrot? Who knows. She also talks about getting her nude photos hacked one month after she posed for the cover: It was a "sex crime," she says.

Gwyneth Paltrow loves the Jewish high holidays, and she's starting her 5775 with some new underwear...and a subliminal message.

Martha Stewart shared a stunning, easy, one-step life recipe in Net-a-Porter's Porter magazine for Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow and other actresses who might want to venture into lifestyle blogging: shut up.

As actress/guru/collection of abdominal muscles Gwyneth Paltrow works through a split with husband Chris Martin, her aspirational lifestyle brand appears to be consciously uncoupling with a whole lot of money.

Does Vanity Fair have a bombshell story about Gwyneth Paltrow?

Gwyneth Paltrow likes Chick-fil-A, go figure.

A grossly negligent Gwyneth Paltrow came thisclose to colliding with a school bus last week after she pulled her Vespa in front of the vehicle without giving her horrific traffic violation a competing thought.

To promote her new cookbook, It's All Good, and to raise money for a public library, Gwyneth Paltrow attended the East Hampton Library's Authors Night on Saturday. So how did her appearance go over with other writers at the event? Eh, not so great.

Ho-lee balls. Looks like some shit is about to hit the motherfucking fan in the ritzy Brentwood district of Los Angeles where some motherfuckers—who shall remain nameless but we all know who they are because their tremendous gate, a thousand feet (9 ft) tall, looms over our lives, blocking out the sun and giving our children rickets—have decided that the gate height regulations that have sustained peace in Brentwood area for millennia just don’t apply to them. Some people, with their rockstar husbands and their children named after common grocery store food items, have determined that the six feet of privacy offered by standard gates is unsuitable to their needs. FUCK IT, we’re talking about Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow is running for mayor of Bitchville as the nominee on the Gate Is Too Damn High ticket.

Run. RUUUUUUN in your $400 Snowy Owl jeggings to the Apple store in SoHo. Gwyneth Paltrow is currently discussing her new goop City Guides App.

Nothing much is at stake in Iron Man 3. The explosions only affect the bad guys (all an out-of-iron Tony Stark needs to do to deflect one is hide behind the door of a bag-ice freezer). No one of any real importance to this franchise (or that of the bigger Marvel superheroes franchise that it’s part of) is going to expire.