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• The father of Mercy James, the girl being adopted by Madonna, says he has no plans to object to the adoption, and a nanny and nurse have already touched down in Malawi to take care of her. So it looks like the little girl will be climbing aboard Madonna's jet to head to NYC any day now. [Reuters, DM, Sun]
• David Carradine's funeral took place in LA on Saturday and more than 400 mourners turned up for the occasion, including Lucy Liu, Michael Madsen, Jane Seymour, Tom Selleck, Daryl Hannah, Lucy Liu, Edward James Olmos, and Rob Schneider. [Us, AP, People]
• Jeff Goldblum, who is 56, and his new girlfriend, 21-year-old Lost actress Tania Raymonde, "can't keep their hands to themselves," which may explain why they've been seen "making out all over town." [AMNY]

• Usher filed for divorce from his wife on Friday. [NYDN]
• It was Jon and Kate Gosselin's wedding anniversary over the weekend, but the spent it apart, in case that news interests you in the slightest. [E!]
• Megan Fox is now single again, for your information. [Sun]
• Susan Boyle had to cancel a performance over the weekend because of "health issues," but she'll be back on stage tonight, thank goodness. [AP]
• Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer attended a party, but did their very best to avoid bumping into each other. [P6]
• Having an affair with Mel Gibson seems to be working out well for Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva: Her new single debuts today. [People, E!]
• Drea de Matteo and boyfriend Shooter Jennings are engaged. [Us]
• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made a $1 million donation a kids hospital. [E!]
• Sienna Miller has never been on a date. Or so she says. [P6]
• Roger Friedman is blaming his departure from Fox News on Kelly Preston and a Scientology plot. It's always the Scientologists' fault, isn't it? [NYDN]
• Scandal! Justin Long, the star of all those Apple commercials, may not actually use an iPhone. We're as outraged as you are. [P6]