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♦ Madonna and Guy Ritchie's divorce wasn't a huge revelation after months of rumors. But now it turns out the couple hadn't even been on speaking terms for months, and had been communicating through their assistants. Also: Guy may lose custody of his sons if Madonna decides to leave London and settle in NYC full-time. [Us, People]
♦ The namecalling has started: Madonna called Guy "emotionally retarded" at her Boston concert on Wednesday night, and now Guy's father is calling Madonna "beastly." [The Sun, Telegraph]
♦ Peter Cook and Diana Bianchi aren't happy about the leak of their sex tape. Who's to blame? Peter is blaming Diana. Diana, meanwhile, says it couldn't have been her since she didn't even know he was taping them having sex in his Southampton office. [P6, ET]
♦ Did Tea Leoni have a fling with Billy Bob Thorton while she was still with David Duchovny? [Extra, E!]

♦ Mariah Carey doesn't like the way husband Nick Cannon dresses so she's throwing out his clothes and buying him a bunch of tailored suits. [MSNBC]
♦ Jennifer Aniston spent the night at John Mayer's house. Oh, and John supposedly wooed Jen back by sending her a series of poetic emails. [OK!, MSNBC]
♦ Angelina Jolie says she's ready to adopt again. [Star]
♦ Amy Winehouse skipped a DJ gig in London because she's "bedridden." [Mirror]
♦ DJ AM says the plane crash that nearly killed him actually saved his life, because doctors discovered a blood clot that had been in his leg while he was in the hospital. [People]
♦ Is Bruce Willis getting ready to propose to his girlfriend, Emma Heming? [In Touch]
♦ Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriguez are engaged. [In Touch via NYDN]
♦ Former American Idol contestant Nikki McKibbin is blaming Simon Cowell for her depression and addiction to drugs. [Us]
♦ At Britney Spears' traffic trial yesterday, her lawyer claimed she didn't have a California driver's license when she was pulled over in 2007 because she's still a Louisiana resident. [OK!]
♦ Today in gossip that is really just John McCain propaganda: Michelle Obama supposedly ordered lobster, caviar, and champagne from the Waldorf-Astoria room service on Wednesday. [P6]