Sassy-television-detective-turned-action-hero Bruce Willis just hosted Saturday Night Live for the first time since 1989, with musical guest Katy Perry. One of the episode's highlights was this amusing digital short about the secret manly society of boy dance parties, a stress-relieving breakdown of herky-jerky man-cave moves that're "not homoerotic, just a call for brotherly unity." This is a rare instance where a twerking joke still really works.

Saturday Night Live has announced its guest-hosting schedule for the 39th season: Tina Fey with Arcade Fire; Bruce Willis with Katy Perry; and a delicate little flower whose name rhymes with Highly Virus.

Despite her fame, fortune, and fuckload of well-deserved awards, Jennifer Lawrence continues to be the most down-to-earth person in Hollywood.

Looper, a futuristic movie about time travel, believes that children are our future and openly shares that old-fashioned sentiment. That may be the funniest paradox in Rian Johnson's new film. Others are less amusing.

The first teaser trailer for Brick director Rian Johnson's newest Joseph Gordon-Levitt vehicle Looper has arrived online, and boy howdy is it ever something.

Like the first in this explosive, guns and skull ridden movie, the Expendables sequel is all about the cast. This ensemble group of all stars comes together in one throbbing, heaping helping of testosterone, making this about as actiony a movie as an action movie can get. It's a caricature of the ultimate action flick, like a Snakes on a Plane meta-movie in that everybody- viewers, actors and filmmakers alike- are all in on the joke. If Hollywood were a box of toys, each of these guys is an action figure from a different comic book or TV show that you love, who come together in the sandbox for the ultimate showdown. Chuck Norris is in this for God sakes.

Let's all let out the deep breaths we've been holding in anticipation of the G.I. Joe sequel (wouldn't it be great if this was actually a G.I. Jane sequel? Wait, would it? We'll never know!). Yes, it is here and it looks, I don't know, violent? Action packed? Explosive? It's certainly got all the trimmings of a summer blockbuster flick. There's a ninja sword fight on the face of a mountain. Cue the exclamation points.

The Willis-Moore-Kutcher empire is quickly disintegrating. Granted Ashton Kutcher has little to do with the sprawling 8,403 square feet Idaho home once owned by Demi and Bruce, but he stayed there once or twice. So, I don't know. Bruce always seemed like a "what's mine is yours" kind of guy to me and this is just one more sign of the times, yet another end of an era.

Kris Humphries' stunning pattern of gas-passing is revealed. Jennifer Lopez and her boytoy escape to Hawaii. And Prince Harry is still partying out west. Saturday gossip rode Revenge of the Mummy, twice.

After much berating, the Kardashian klan kracks and starts telling lies. Lindsay Lohan returns to court. Hugh Grant has a baby after a "fleeting affair" with a mystery woman. Denise Richards and Richie Sambora reunite. Wednesday gossip plays with semantics.

As far as gimmicky tourist attractions go, none tops the great Madame Tussaud and her house of clones. Not to wax poetic here, but there is something equal parts satisfying and unnerving about a dead-eyed Susan Boyle. The resemblance is uncanny! And even if it isn't and the wax statue looks nothing like its real-life counterpart, well, even that is something to see.

Who was the little girl holding her ears on the balcony? Where are Kate and Will going on their honeymoon? And why can't Angelina "Trashbags" Pivarnick be as happy as those two? Saturday gossip is wearing lace sleeves.

[Bruce Willis picks up Helen Mirren's dropped earring at the "Red" premiere in London. Photo via Splash]

You gave Jackass 3D so much money it is embarrassing. You gave it more than the next three movies down combined. Good work, you jerks.

Bruce Willis' recent streak of interviews promoting his new movie Red have—simply put—been very weird. We're unsure if he's got emotional distress in his life or if he's just pulling a "Joaquin Phoenix." Evidence inside.

In the latest installment on Between Two Ferns, Zach Galifianakis learns a thing or two about what's coming his way with newfound celebrity from a man who's clearly been there and done all of that, John McClane himself, Bruce Willis.

Bruce Willis gets a little emotional over his long absence from appearing on Ellen's show. The interview begins with a really long hug and later in the segment two more impromptu hugs. Little teary eyed there, Bruce?

James Franco poses for a transvestite magazine. Kim Kardashian is "down for some hookups." Michael Lohan tries to visit Lindsay and gets rejected. Freak escalator accident nearly kills Bruce Willis. Wednesday gossip is full of surprises.

Today at Gawker.TV, Josh Lucas hawks his "filthy pickle," Jane Lynch dishes about Glee, a creepy new Snickers ad, Barbara Walters mistakenly calls Margaret Cho "openly gay," and David Letterman samples raw meat from Bruce Willis' Gaga-inspired meat toupee.

Bruce Willis is never afraid to get crazy on Dave's couch being that he's a long-time friend of the Late Show. Last night, he took it to a new level when he donned a toupee made entirely of raw meat.