If there's one important thing we can do as New Yorkers, it's to properly identify each member of the Strokes. (That will help Rush & Molloy and Page Six not go into shock if, say, some drunken Gawker reader reports that Stroke Fabrizio is making out with a non-Drew Barrymore. Because in fact the gentleman in question is not Fabrizio, it's Albert.) You've had TWO YEARS now to get them straight, but you've failed, so let's study up:
Albert: Sideburns, nasty head of clumpy ringlets. The most schmo-ey of the bunch. Easily confused with...
Fabrizio: Sideburns, slightly less nasty head of clumpy ringlets. More distinguished jawline, slightly more heroin chic. Looks like one of those boys in Milan who'll make out with you and steal from your purse.
Nik: His hair will obscure his face. May resemble Duran Duran member. Has a strange Andy Warhol affect.
Julian: straight hair, usually suffers the most from sleep-exhaustion and dark puffy eyes. Could have been cast as Donnie Darko.
Nick: Pretty and sensitive. Extra-prone to bedhead. Could have played a Lord of the Rings elf.