White Striper Jack White pleaded guilty to making hamburger out of fellow Detroit rockboy Jason Stollsteimer's face — and got fined only 500 bucks? Cool. Next payday I'm gonna get out my checkbook and go whomp on some Williamsburg kids. Who knew this was a game we could all afford to play?
Jack White Pleads Guilty To Assault Charge, Must Take Anger-Management Class [MTV News]