Courtney's World, Then The Fireworks
Courtney Love's gone back to LA, thank God, after an endless week of riding New York City like a ten-dollar whore. [Update: it's been reported that Courtney is still here. Can it be true? No arrests, no boob-flashings, no leaning out hotel windows? Could it... all be an act? Can Courtney turn the crazy off and on like a psychotic lightswitch?]
Anyway: Blubox has reports on recent security measures to protect us from future incidents like Courtney Invasion 2004:
* Teams of officers have been doing surprise security sweeps of all black luxury SUVs before they enter New York City to make sure they aren t carrying Tara Reid.
* National Guard soldiers, equipped with skank-sniffing dogs, unexpectedly swarming fast-food joints after 2 AM, in a bid to thwart a whacked-out diva from unleashing another surgically-altered body part.
* Towing away suspicious-looking celebrities in VIP lounge areas . On the NYPD Watch List: coked-out blondes with exposure-starved eyes, C-Listers desperate to revive/maintain their career, all reality television personalities, Michael Pitt, Natasha Lyonne, Asia Argento, any offspring of The Rolling Stones.
