· Might this be the saddest chat transcript ever? [USA Today]
· FoxNews is conservative, Timothy Noah is excitable [Slate]
· The former King of Cambodia's blog is totally not as funny as it used to be [CNN]

Was that it? Really?

Revealed: Hollywood not controlled by Jews after all!

One might consider this image "service journalism."Out of a million different Nixon photos floating around, you can always trust Matt Drudge to choose the most blatantly homoerotic image possible, and then pair it with a headline that coincidentally refers to his signature move.

While everyone has their panties in a bunch over the revelation that Watergate informant "Deep Throat" is actually former FBI top brass W. Mark Felt, one has to wonder: How does WWD Scoop-boy Jacob Bernstein feel about all this?

CNN is reporting that in an article in the next Vanity Fair, W. Mark Felt has stepped forward as the "Deep Throat" informant for reporters Woodward and Bernstein. Felt was the crucial inside source for exposing the Watergate scandal, which ultimately resulted in Nixon's resignation.

There's trouble in haute paradise at BlackBook magazine, as yesterday's Page Six reports that the high-style quarterly is in crisis:

New York Magazine takes an unflinching look into the seedy world of drug stores this week, asking the questions that no one else dare: Why are there so damn many Duane Reades in New York?

Today, we forget the sacrifice of heroes. It's time to move forward, dear readers, and resume your back-breaking efforts at making a living — you've got 6000 buttons to sew by 10 AM! Because we know you're short on time, here's a brief rundown of what happened in the "rest of the world," while you spent your three-day weekend swimming in mimosas:

Tierney: The existence of losers and my knowledge of Scrabble proves my earlier point. I will use discredited tropes of evolutionary psychology to back it up. Is there a phrenologist in the house?

Modern media's unsilent buddha, Kurt Andersen, speaks out on Radar in the latest issue of New York:

Sure it sounds awful, but the worst part is that they totally ripped it off of Jim Lehrer. -AP

Dude! They totally just called us gay!

Krugman and Friedman? Fuck yeah, New York Times! Jackpot!

Our apologies to Post columnist Andrea Peyser: We've neglected you, our favorite Gorgon above all others, for far too long. And, as when a child is deprived of attention, Peyser has now taken to flailing attempts at making sure we remember that she's crusading against injustice — even if it's a stretch. Today's column is a hard-hitting examination of Charles Spencer, the brother of late Princess Diana, and his new furniture line:

It's Friday, it's a holiday weekend — what better time to quit your job? Turns out there's a completely surprising availability at Islam's favorite weekly mag:

Boy, I wanted to read this piece about Rupert Murdoch, but it's so damn long. Thank god for SparkNotes, huh?

· Columbia Journalism Review to start showing up in Google searches for "Bai Ling Naked" [CJR]
· Laid-off Friendster employees to have an easier time finding work than laid-off Times employees [Corante]
· Clear Channel to totally take itself down [StayFree]

Only Sneddon, eh?

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