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It's Friday, it's a holiday weekend — what better time to quit your job? Turns out there's a completely surprising availability at Islam's favorite weekly mag:

Newsweek Magazine seeks a PUBLICIST.

Really? No shit.

Job Listings - Publicist, Newsweek [mediabistro]
Help Not-So-Wanted At Newsweek [Wonkette]