masturbation
Masturbating Virgin Passenger's Attempted Escape Gets Flight Grounded
Gabriella Paiella · 09/24/14 11:20PMDoug Adams, a passenger on a Virgin Atlantic flight from Logan Airport to LAX, reportedly caused the plane to be diverted to Omaha after he was allegedly caught masturbating on board Monday. Unlike recent incidents involving public masturbation, this seems slightly more reasonable—it's a long goddamn flight. People get horny over the course of six hours.
Fastest Masturbator In Brooklyn Caught on Camera
Allie Jones · 09/24/14 02:37PMIt's been a banner week for horny dudes rubbing one out in public. Today, we have yet another video courtesy of Gothamist. This one shows a man who appears to be furiously masturbating in the driver's seat of a van parked on a street corner in Williamsburg. The witness who took the video this morning tells Gothamist, "I didn't stick around to catch him finish, but when I left my apartment he was still in the car, digging into a bag of Popchips with the same hand." Nice.
Horny Man With No Shame Rubs One Out on the M Train
Aleksander Chan · 09/22/14 02:18PMA truly brave human being saw something while riding the M train through Brooklyn, and decided to say something to Gothamist (with NSFW video): A depraved man decided to whip his dick out and masturbate on the train. He didn't do a very good job of concealing himself, either. The aspiring exhibitionist, however, is a little shy: he brings the show to a halt when the train reaches a stop. Gothamist has turned the video over to the NYPD.
Woman Arrested for Masturbating Atop Motorcycle in Front of Neighbors
Aleksander Chan · 09/09/14 09:16AMGOP Hopeful: My Public Masturbation Fetish and Felonies Were Bad Ideas
Adam Weinstein · 06/27/14 10:53AMWatch a Philly Man Refuse To Stop Masturbating on a Bus
Taylor Berman · 05/06/14 03:15PMMasturbating Yogi Throws Dead Animal at Car, Gets Arrested
Jay Hathaway · 04/02/14 04:23PMI Can't Stop Staring at This Masturbating Cheeto
Rich Juzwiak · 03/05/14 04:26PMElderly Teacher Caught "Manipulating His Penis" in School Hallway
Jay Hathaway · 02/28/14 03:08PMCollege Security Head Arrested For Jerking Off Into Co-Worker's Shoe
Adam Weinstein · 02/20/14 02:17PMTim Margis is the director of public safety for Concordia University in Chicago. Er, he was, that is, until a week ago, when he was arrested for ejaculating into the shoe of a female coworker in her campus office.
Sad Denver Fans Cranked Up Porn After Super Bowl Defeat
Taylor Berman · 02/03/14 03:03PMPro Tip: Masturbate in the McDonald's Parking Lot at Your Own Risk
Adam Weinstein · 01/28/14 01:55PMGeneral Gets a Wrist-Slap for Jerk-Off Fantasy About GOP Congresswoman
Adam Weinstein · 01/27/14 02:15PMLet's All Go to a British "Wank Camp" Now, Shall We?
Adam Weinstein · 01/15/14 02:31PMThis blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England, this knob that needs a little extra 'ow's yer father. Let's take a trip to a "personal development" camp in these cherished isles. Let's put a little more jack in the Union Jack. Am I being too coy? Fine, let's go on a weekend retreat to learn how to masturbate better.
Naked Hotel Guest Shoves Fire Extinguisher Up Ass, Causes a Scene
Lacey Donohue · 11/12/13 10:28PMOld, Masturbating McDonald’s Customer Tried to Order McGrope
Lacey Donohue · 10/06/13 06:52PMOptometrist Tests His Female Patient's Vision by Masturbating
Lacey Donohue · 10/03/13 06:50PMA Michigan optometrist was charged Monday with indecent exposure after allegedly forcing a female patient to watch him masturbate. According to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office, Dr. Robert Emmett Deck III of Oxford Township fit a 33 year-old woman with new contacts and then asked her to come into his personal office. When she stepped into his office, she “suspected something was not right” and pulled out her iPhone. Once he began masturbating, she was able to record audio of the Aug. 13 incident.