Horny Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart Bedding Dept
Teen boys: there's no telling where their libidos might take them. Nineteen-year-old Floridian Sean Johnson's took him to the stuffed animal section of a Tampa-area Walmart, then to its bedding department, then back to the stuffed animal section, and then to jail.
Yesterday, Johnson was observed removing a stuffed horse from the shelf of the Brooksville, Fla., Walmart, taking it to the store's beds, and using it to masturbate. When he was finished, he allegedly put the now-semen-covered toy back on the shelf, and exited. He was promptly arrested in the parking lot.
The police report, via the Smoking Gun, reads:
Officers of the Brooksville Police Department Patrol Divisiion responded to Walmart in reference to an indecent exposure complaint. Store Loss Prevention observed JOHNSON acting suspiciously by constantly looking around. They observed him select a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department. JOHNSON was then observed masturbate (sic) using the stuffed animal. He then put the toy that was now covered in ejaculate back on the shelf with other items. As a result the items were contaminated and unsellable.
He was charged with indecent exposure and released from Hernando County Jail on $1500 bond last night.
