On her next tour, Lady Gaga will provide counseling for her fans to help them deal with issues like depression. Nice.

Everything's coming up ... Gaga? Barbra Streisand is considering Lady Gaga to play Rose Hovick in her remake of Gypsy.

What is the best way to prepare Thanksgiving leftovers? Cold, right out of the fridge? Warmed to scalding in the microwave? Standing in your kitchen naked? Lady Gaga goes with naked.

Lady Gaga's Monster Ball Tour grossed 227.4 million dollars, so it's expected that the touring industry wants to keep her happy. Live Nation wanted to make sure the Gags was at peak happiness so they gave her a 757 jet. She told her 30.8 million Twitter followers last night "So apparently LIVE NATION gave us a 757 I just cried on the tarmac. We tried to take a pic but its too big." That last part is such a humble-brag.

Just what is Lady Gaga up to these days? Is she still serving as scaffolding for tiny construction workers? Or copying Justin Bieber as he copies Aaron Carter? Nope. Instead she has discovered a new art in the form of slam poetry.

Watching Lady Gaga get car jacked gives us a bit of real satisfaction. She's been slacking off lately and at this point, we seriously would have to consider not giving her a spot at VH1's Divas. The video for Die Antwoord's "Fatty Boom Boom" may give her the kick in the pants she needs to get back on track.

Having recovered from her onstage vomiting in Barcelona, Lady Gaga paid a visit to Julian Assange in his sanctuary at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London tonight. The two met because...well, it's not exactly clear why they met.

Last week, Justin Bieber puked onstage. This week, it was Lady Gaga's turn. The pop star ralphed during her performance in Barcelona yesterday. Like a true pro, she kept on performing and even tried to blend the retching into her choreography. More of a pro, though, was her dancing partner, who admirably showed no fear of being puked on.

Speaking at yesterday's unveiling of a new anti-substance abuse initiative, Staten Island Borough President James Molinaro took shots at Lady Gaga for allegedly glorifying drug use in the eyes of today's impressionable youth.

Amsterdam wouldn't be much of a host if it didn't offer Lady Gaga a joint while she performed on stage, which is exactly what happened on Monday night.

While leaving her hotel in Bucharest, Romania, Lady Gaga was rushed by an overzealous fan ostensibly looking to get the singer's autograph.

After six months of an uneasy ceasefire, Sir Elton John last night fired shots at longtime scratching post Madonna during an interview on Australian television.

Lady Gaga tweeted the first promotional image for her new black sludge perfume "Fame" today.

At last night's Melbourne stop on her Born This Way Ball tour, Lady Gaga debuted the song "Princess Die," and everything about it was ridiculous. "It's about some of the most deep and personal thoughts I've ever had and it's called ‘Princess Die. D-I-E. D…I…E," she announced, motioning to her Lisa Frank journal with a highway unicorn on its cover.

Lady Gaga was forced to release her own sexy Instagrammed images of her (heretofore closely guarded) debut fragrance black fluid "Fame" on Twitter today, following the leak of a low quality picture in which the bottle looked totally shitty that took place a few days ago.

During her Born This Wall Ball concert in Auckland yesterday singer Lady Gaga suffered a mild concussion after being struck by a stage prop.

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Lady Gaga's June 3 concert in Jakarta has been canceled following heightening protests and threats of violence. A group called the Islamic Defenders Front said that they would stop the concert by a pop star they refer to as the "messenger of the devil."

Lady Gaga will be making her long-awaited guest appearance on the twenty-third season finale of The Simpsons, "Lisa Goes Gaga," which is set to air Sunday, May 20th.

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