Politicians on both sides of the aisle have put aside their differences to collectively humiliate Michael Steele for his "Obama's war" gaffe. First came the Dems with their stupid press release. Now it's John McCain and Co.'s turn.

The cops who busted Lindsay Lohan mistook her drug stash for a crushed mint. Tinsley Mortimer faked a relationship. John McCain loves to gamble. Things get even dicier for The Office. Hump day's gossip is full of boobs.

John McCain's Senate primary opponent, ex-Rep. J.D. Hayworth, starred in a 2007 informercial for getting your hands on the "billions and billions" in federal government grants. Free money, that was yours already! Oh god, this is embarrassing.

Christina Aguilera and Kim Kardashian are now friends. Lady Gaga loves Taylor Swift. Bam Margera battered by bat-bearing broad. Snooki: Small government advocate. Sunday's Gossip roundup is all about friendship and helping each other through difficult times.

Chris Simcox, co-founder of the Minutemen border militia and recent primary opponent of John McCain, is getting divorced. According to his wife, it's just small stuff, like how he "twice brandished a gun and threatened to shoot his family."

Fox News (who are admittedly pushing this angle) report that Utah, Rhode Island, Texas and Georgia are taking steps towards show-us-your-papers laws like Arizona's. They make no mention of an upcoming election, and the cynical political appeal of being 'tough'.

In your uproarious Thursday media column: Gerald Posner lawyers up, your favorite comic strip goes dark, a reporter's ready to run against John McCain, the internet gets more ad money, and something wacky is going on at Elle.

Tonight, Jon Stewart gave an amusing statement about the case of the failed Times Square bombing and its aftermath, including a comparison of John McCain's anti-Miranda statements to those of Glenn Beck that made McCain seem utterly ridiculous. Video inside.

So you want to protest Arizona's stupid new immigration law by boycotting the state, like San Francisco did. Okay. Can you live without Sky Mall, P.F. Chang's, domain-name registration and internet pornography?

The state's racist immigration bill has pissed off a lot of people, and some, like Al Sharpton, are calling for an economic boycott. But will it succeed in changing state law? It has before.

The new, improved, reasonable Bill O'Reilly interviewed the new, improved, hard-right extremist John McCain, and the Senator had an interesting justification for his support of Arizona's vile new immigration law: undocumented immigrants apparently intentionally cause car accidents.

The Arizona Senate yesterday passed a strict immigration law that was written by fringe conservatives. State Rep. Bill Konopnicki, who was too afraid to vote against the bill, said: "We are going to look like Alabama in the '60s."

Tonight, Jon Stewart attacked John McCain for several "Oh, I said that? Well, I don't mean it anymore," type statements before cutting deep with a clever comparison of McCain—and his devalued soul—to a bailed-out bank. Video inside.

Uh oh, cranky old Senator John McCain's memory is going. "I never considered myself a Maverick," he told Newsweek. Of course, that's just what a real maverick would want you to think.

It's no secret that John McCain faces an uphill battle in his Senate Republican primary. It's also no secret that McCain strategically invited Sarah Palin to campaign along with him last weekend. Tonight, Jon Stewart mocked them both for it.

Earlier today, Sarah Palin and John McCain reunited to try and help save McCain's political career at an Arizona campaign rally. As the Republicans' approval ratings tumble, it's no surprise that its more popular members are sticking together.

So, this happened. Sarah Palin read a joke about Obama's Teleprompter dependence from a piece of paper. John McCain went hennggh a couple times. America breathed a sigh of relief.

John McCain, struggling in an Arizona re-election campaign, will wheel out the universal sign for LOOK, I'M CONSERVATIVE LIKE THIS NUT by making several appearances with his former running mate. Next week: Victor Frankenstein appears with his monster. [AP]

During yesterday's televised White House briefing on newly passed heath care legislation, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs compared an unhappy John McCain to his 6-year-old son Ethan when his toys are taken away. Shots fired.

Remember Joe the Plumber? The everyman plucked from obscurity by John McCain and Sarah Palin during the 2008 election? Well, he ranted about how hates them both now, and thinks Obama is "one of the more honest politicians."