Tonight, Jon Stewart mentioned that many Republican Congressional hopefuls are screaming, "Washington is broken!" to get elected. Then, Stewart reminded us that John McCain's been saying it for two decades... by playing a hilarious reel of McCain doing just that.

Tonight, Stephen Colbert took to the Report to (through ironic satire, natch) blow holes in both the argument for "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" and the claims by John McCain and others that the policy doesn't encourage witch hunts. Watch inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart opened with a segment about yesterday's Senate failure to bring to the floor a vote that would have repealed the archaic, discriminatory "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. Stewart asked: are we run by assholes? Indeed! Video inside.

Apparently, John McCain—who helped block a vote to repeal DADT today—doesn't like explaining himself. When The Advocate's Kerry Eleveld and Metro Weekly's Chris Geidner asked McCain questions about the policy this afternoon, he got quite testy. Video inside.

"We are not asking you to agree with... homosexuality—we're asking you to do your job, to protect the Constitution," says Lady Gaga in a new message to the US Senate about repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Watch inside.

Today we took a look at Meghan McCain, the young Republican who's too good for reality television. This prompted one commenter to recall an evening she spent between John McCain's legs—literally (almost).

Hey, everyone's favorite Republican fameball, Meghan McCain, is in the "very, very baby stages of some television stuff." Which means, yes, there is definitely going to be a television show featuring the daughter of John McCain. But no reality TV!

Meghan McCain's book about her father's 2008 presidential campaign, Dirty Sexy Politics, comes out today. Have you finished it yet? If not, here's a primer based on her Good Morning America appearance today: She has mixed feelings about Sarah Palin!

In the most recent Republican primary, the Arizona Senator had to slightly adjust his positions (or flip them around completely) to match his more conservative opponent. Here, Stephen tells us how McCain won basically by beating himself.

A bunch of states held primary elections on Tuesday night, and I know what you're thinking: More elections, really? Can't Obama do something about that? But don't despair! These ones featured America's second choice for President, Arizona Senator John McCain!

It sure would be funny if John McCain lost his Arizona Senate primary tomorrow to dumb, corrupt, infomercial-starring ex-congressman J.D. Hayworth. Sadly, McCain's all but guaranteed a blowout victory. Sometimes bolting shamelessly to the right works! Having money helps, too.

Quick: What's the best way for a politician to broadcast short, nearly-incomprehensible missives to the world? No, it's not by hacking into Wolf Blitzer's teleprompter before The Situation Room. Twitter! Here are the seven scientifically-determined "Twitter geniuses" of the Senate.

After their brief Twitter courtship, John McCain talked about Jersey Shore star Snooki's arrest this morning, saying, "I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail." He does like his ladies on the orange side.

What's the controversial new government spending measure today? According to Sens. John McCain and Tom Coburn, it's that the Obama administration is using tax dollars to give monkeys cocaine. Wacky! But perhaps this is a skewed take, one needing context?

The Daily Beast reveals the cover for Meghan McCain's long-awaited tome, Dirty Sexy Politics, about her experiences on the 2008 campaign trail with her father, John McCain, who got second place. Dirty sexy elephants and John McCain! We'll take 50.

Here's the latest tough-talkin' installment of the "John McCain Completely Changes His Immigration Views" tour, in which a gang of Arizona border sheriffs pretend to enthusiastically support John McCain. Comical flip-floppery aside, McCain's rightward sprint has been incredibly effective.

New York has published a depressing profile of John McCain and his quest to become a boring right-wing hack who can survive a Republican primary. He's so miserable. And he doesn't appreciate naked children like Scott Brown giving him advice!

Remember when Snooki and John McCain Twitter-flirted, revealing Snooki as a closet right-winger and McCain as actually taking the advice of daughter Meghan? That perfect storm has transmogrified into an interview wherein Snooki calls John McCain "really cute."

Tonight, Jon Stewart executed an [adjective meaning brilliant/funny] opening segment about Arizona's immigration bill. In it, Stewart threw a right hook at John McCain, a left hook at Fox News, and delivered a knockout against the bill itself. Video inside.

John McCain continues, comically, to move far to the right on immigration reform, for the noble purpose of winning his own primary. The former champion of creating paths to citizenship for illegal immigrants now just barks "no amnesty," like everyone.