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Reminder: John Kasich Is Also Evil
Ashley Feinberg · 03/17/16 10:45AMWith Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio out of the running, Ohio Governor John Kasich is the establishment candidate no one saw coming. And sure, compared to the rest of the GOP’s increasingly terrifying sideshows in suits, Kasich comes across as sane. But don’t be fooled: John Kasich is just as much of a monster as the rest—he just hides it better.
Nobody Knows Who Won Missouri
Jordan Sargent · 03/16/16 08:30AMLast night’s primaries likely provided great clarity in the presidential races on both sides. On the Republican side, Marco Rubio dropped out after a drubbing in Florida and John Kasich took the mantle as establishment favorite after a relatively easy win in his home state of Ohio. As for the Democrats, Hillary Clinton swept Bernie Sanders in four important states. And then there’s Missouri.
John Kasich Demands More Goddamn Confetti
Brendan O'Connor · 03/15/16 11:00PMJohn Kasich(?) Wins(?) Ohio
Ashley Feinberg · 03/15/16 08:06PMAsk Your Doctor For More Information About John Kasich
Ashley Feinberg · 03/14/16 01:23PMMitt Romney Devotes Himself to Helping Kasich Lose the Nomination
Andy Cush · 03/14/16 09:45AMWell-heeled New Englander Mitt Romney will be hitting the campaign trail in Ohio in support of John Kasich today, NBC News reports. Romney has made it clear that he is not endorsing his fellow governor, and that the stops are part of his larger effort to make sure that anyone but Donald Trump is the nominee. It’s unclear how much he’s helping on that front.
John Boehner Wanders Off His Lawn To Give a Presidential Endorsement
Melissa Cronin · 03/13/16 11:45AMIn his retirement from public office, John Boehner is a man whose lawn maintenance has become far more important than the looming crisis in his political party. “I’m not really interested in getting in the middle of all this,” the former Speaker of the House said, just before he inserted himself back into the middle of all this.
A Good Conspiracy Theory About the Republican Primary
Jordan Sargent · 03/11/16 01:35PMKasich Campaign Staffer Was Arrested for Allegedly Choking and Punching a Woman
J.K. Trotter · 03/05/16 05:50PMJohn Kasich Decides He Would Like to Be President
Allie Jones · 02/25/16 10:20AMOhio Governor John Kasich, who has been running for the Republican nomination for president for seven months, decided last night that he would like to be president, after all. At a town hall on Tuesday, he told voters, “I don’t know if my purpose is to be president,” but in an interview with Fox News’ Megyn Kelly last night, he corrected himself.
A Guide To Spinning Your Favorite Republican Candidate's Slaughter At the Hands of Donald Trump
Jordan Sargent · 02/24/16 02:10PMLast night, your favorite Republican candidate once again got massacred by Donald Trump. It might seem like things are getting pretty dire. It’s going to be hard for you to defend your favorite Republican candidate to your co-workers at the water cooler, where you all discuss politics daily. But you really shouldn’t worry. Honestly. Your favorite Republican candidate is going to beat Donald Trump, there’s no question about it. Just listen to their campaigns!
Michigan State Fan Negs John Kasich By Mispronouncing His Name
Brendan O'Connor · 02/18/16 09:20PMAt the Republican town hall on Thursday, a questioner prefaced his inquiry about Obamacare by introducing himself as a Michigan State fan—but not before mispronouncing Ohio Governor John Kasich’s name.
Kuties for Kasich: A Tinder Experiment Gone Wrong
Sam Biddle · 02/08/16 01:25PMThe existence and meaning of the “Bernie Bro” will continue to be contested by a bored and desperate political media, but the Tinder Berners, women who attempted to “take over” Tinder with messages of support for Bernie Sanders are for real—real enough that they’re now being banned from the dating app. But what if a single-n-flirty gal decided to chat up horny men about Ohio governor John Kasich?
Who Knew? John Kasich Is Still in This Thing
Melissa Cronin · 02/07/16 11:55PMRepublican Candidates Can't Even Get Walking to Their Debate Podiums Right
Ashley Feinberg · 02/06/16 08:29PMIn what we can only hope was a sign of what’s to come, the ABC GOP debate kicked off with the most bizarre candidate walk-out any of us will likely ever see. Ben Carson appeared to refuse to go on stage, the moderators literally forgot about John Kasich, and both Carson and Trump had to eventually be begged before finally shuffling out from the shadows. This candidate clusterfuck alone almost makes the entire, terrible election worth it.