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Joe Francis To His "Retarded" Jury: Just Kidding!
Rich Juzwiak · 05/23/13 09:55AMIt was not inevitable that Joe Francis would issue an apology for his remarks to The Hollywood Reporter suggesting the jurors who recently convicted him for unlawful imprisonment should be executed. But what was inevitable is that if an apology were to surface, it would be full of assy qualifications, self-entitlement and victim-playing. And so it has, and so it is. Below is the "apology" Francis issued because someone obviously told him to do it, although they failed to inform him how to do it:
Joe Francis Juror Responds, Confirms He Is Not "Retarded"
Rich Juzwiak · 05/22/13 04:02PMAfter we published our post on the Hollywood Reporter story, in which Joe Francis said that the "retarded" jury that convicted him earlier this month "should be shot dead," we received an email from one of the 12 not-so-angry people who sat on jury. We followed up with this person by phone to produce the following account of the trial and the response to Francis' insults and allegations.
Joe Francis Says His "Retarded" Jurors "Should Be Lined Up and Shot"
Rich Juzwiak · 05/22/13 12:14PMGirls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has gone wild and it's way better than a bath full of bouncing, barely (or not-at-all) legal coeds. On May 7, the day after he was found guilty of false imprisonment (three counts), assault causing great bodily injury (one count), and dissuading a witness from reporting (one count), The Hollywood Reporter nabbed an exclusive interview with the supreme douche, who was highly emotional and, as revealed later in the ensuing profile, drunk.
Girls Gone Wild Creator Found Guilty of Falsely Imprisoning Women
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/07/13 08:05AMGirls Gone Wild Finally, Blessedly Files for Bankruptcy [UPDATE]
Cord Jefferson · 02/28/13 12:15PM After 16 godawful, Jägermeister-fueled years, the Girls Gone Wild amateur porn franchise is filing for bankruptcy. The Wall Street Journal reports that company founder Joe Francis manager Chris Dale put GGW Brands LLC and other companies under the Girls Gone Wild umbrella into Chapter 11 protection yesterday to prevent the Wynn Las Vegas Casino and Resort from acquiring them in a multimillion dollar lawsuit:
Joe Francis, Still Gross, Surrenders to LAPD on Misdemeanor
Jeff Neumann · 08/23/11 05:28AMJoe Francis Says Blake Lively Released Her Own Naked Pictures
Brian Moylan · 06/03/11 01:50PMJoe Francis 'Violently' Intimidated Girls to Beat Charges
Jeff Neumann · 04/08/11 05:35AMJoe Francis Is Now His Own, Terrible Lawyer
Seth Abramovitch · 03/31/11 02:14AMGirls Gone Wild founder and Gawker Douche of the Decade Joe Francis has been representing himself in a Panama City courthouse this week, in a civil case brought against him by four young women who fell prey to his "you expose yourself, I give you this magical tube top" routine. If you think this hilarious arrangement has disaster written all over it, you're right!
Real Housewives of Miami: No One's Benefit
Brian Moylan · 03/02/11 02:32PMThe Real Birdturds of Miami screeched in unison last night as they all attended Lea Black's Black Tie Extravaganza at Black House Manor. But one of the ladies was not welcome and there will be vicious hell to pay.