If you are in the market for a new couch, Craigslist is home to a new gem. Verified heinous self-important asshole Joe Francis is selling his slate grey four-piece sectional couch on the Los Angeles community for-sale board. It has lived in his office for five years but it is in good shape.

It looks relatively clean, all things considered, and if anything it probably carries with it a rich history. After all, it is "HIGH END." (Emphasis theirs.)

It was originally pursed for $20,000 and has been marked down to $6,000 (OBO), which is a remarkable decrease in price. Here's another angle for your consideration:

Los Angeles, do not sleep on this opportunity.

[Image via Craigslist]