gossip-roundup

Is Rihanna Still Helping Nail Chris Brown?

Ryan Tate · 03/31/09 06:13AM

Justice is served on Tuesdays, apparently: Madonna must convince a Malawi judge she's not an impulsive, Godless witch; clubs are finally willing to discipline bankers; and Rihanna will help prosecutors, they hope.

No Celebrity Should Ever Have a Baby, Ever Again

Richard Lawson · 03/30/09 08:35AM

Mickey Rourke dates strange ladies, Frankie Delgado is a jerk, and so much celebrity-baby news that you might just never want to have a baby yourself, thus ending the human race. And on a Monday!

End of Wentz-Simpson Fairytale Challenges National Spirit

Ryan Tate · 03/26/09 07:15AM

People are planning for Liz Taylor's death, if only because of they were caught so thoroughly unawares by Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's reported marriage problems and Nadya Suleman being called a horrid mom.

Did Bruce Willis Audition Mates?

Ryan Tate · 03/25/09 06:34AM

Mid-week, everyone needs to freshen up. Barbara Walters craves a clean break from ABC, reportedly; Robert Pattinson needs a shower and Bruce Willis might never be able to wash off the slime.

Rihanna's New Man? Hopefully.

Ryan Tate · 03/24/09 06:55AM

Spring is so romantic: Hugh Grant is making out with random pairs of women again, Rihanna is being wooed by Fez from That '70s Show and Britney Spears rekindled an old affair with Twinkies.

Lohan, Leibovitz Out of Money

Pareene · 03/23/09 08:51AM

Because they're lesbians. No, seriously, that is why both the famous actress and the famous photographer are FLAT BROKE. Because of godless girl-love. Also, Matt Lauer ran into a deer.

Jade Goody Dies at 27

Richard Lawson · 03/22/09 11:00AM

Reality star Jade Goody has died of cancer. Elsewhere, people continue to get married and have babies, or adopt babies and fire those babies' nannies.

The Rihanna Sex Tape No One Wants To See

Ryan Tate · 03/20/09 04:15AM

A day for relationship regrets: The author of The Manny is losing her husband-y; Madonna's pet model realized she's a control freak; and Rihanna's many regrets supposedly include a sex tape.

Kanye West Charged In Airport Attack

Ryan Tate · 03/19/09 04:50AM

It's hard being a celebrity: James Franco is getting mobbed by fellow students at Columbia; presumably the coeds will never provoke from him the sort of battery Kanye West allegedly inflicted on his oglers.

Octo-Mom Allowed To Bring Home Two Babies

Ryan Tate · 03/18/09 05:00AM

Making the best of it: LeAnn Rimes' husband wasn't there to get her through cold Orange County nights, so she strayed; Nadya Suleman had to settle for just two of her eight babies.

Ron Silver Blacklisted Before Death, He Claimed

Ryan Tate · 03/17/09 03:29AM

These days, ruined neocon actors scrounge for roles while Nancy Pelosi sings hippie drug songs in respected theaters and the liberal media elites run off to Canada to fornicate in public.

Lindsay Lohan Atones For Fur Nabbing

Ryan Tate · 03/13/09 04:39AM

It's Friday, how about some reconciliation? Lindsay Lohan finally resolved that little problem of being photographed in someone else's missing fur coat, and Chris Brown and Rihanna completed an inspiring duet.

Jennifer Aniston Rumored Single Again

Ryan Tate · 03/12/09 04:28AM

Bad couple day: Robert Pattinson's Tina Fey lust would be inappropriate, except she started it; there's a conspiracy against the Rihanna-Chris Brown reunion; and John Mayer maybe dumped Jennifer Aniston.

Octo-Mom Kinda Regrets the Babies Now

Ryan Tate · 03/11/09 04:25AM

Nadya Suleman might consider her decision to have octuplets "irrational," but she's still totally going to sell the birth video. Maybe Ashley Dupre can teach her how to meditate amid 14 screaming kids.