Lindsay Lohan Atones For Fur Nabbing
It's Friday, how about some reconciliation? Lindsay Lohan finally resolved that little problem of being photographed in someone else's missing fur coat, and Chris Brown and Rihanna completed an inspiring duet.
- If Lindsay Lohan stole that $12,000 fur coat from 1Oak like Masha Markova claimed, the matter is settled and the lawsuit has been dropped. Lohan's not saying if she forked over any cash, or if the cash she forked over actually belonged to her, or why Markova's lawyer was missing his Rolex after the settlement meeting. [P6]
- Lohan's girlfriend Samantha Ronson did not like being surprised by Lohan at a club in Las Vegas, so she stormed off in a huff, causing Lohan to follow in a car, causing Lohan's sad bodyguard to sit on the curb in front of the club and contemplate how his life came to this. [P6]
- Confirmed: The Chris Brown-Rihanna duet has been recorded. It is "sweet and sentimental." The parodies won't be! [People]
- Rihanna went clubbing twice without Chris Brown to demonstrate her independence. You know what else would be independent? Testimony. [Hollyscoop]
- Michael Phelps confessed to Matt Lauer he'd made a "bad mistake" of... "you know." Oh, come on, admit it. What's a little South Carolina jail time between friends? [People]
- People might be punching their significant others in order to avoid being dropped from their reality shows. Exhibit A: Kelly Bensimon of Real Housewives of NYC. This trend should end well. [Gatecrasher]