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WARNING: Tonight's GOP Debate May Include Star Wars Spoilers
Ashley Feinberg · 12/15/15 01:45PMLast night, the latest installment of the beloved sci-fi incest franchise Star Wars had its world premiere. Tonight, a small army of attention-hungry presidential hopefuls are going to be yelling at us on CNN. How can we be sure these desperate men and Carly Fiorina won’t slip a spoiler in, effectively ruining the entire set of films that gave us beloved characters like Spock and Mulder? Apparently, we can’t.
Carson Campaign Emulates George Costanza After GOP Debate
Andy Cush · 11/11/15 12:21PMIn one of Seinfeld’s most memorable episodes, George spends the entire 30 minutes telling his friends about the great comeback he would have employed against an insulting coworker, if he’d thought of it at the time. At the end, he travels halfway across the country and painstakingly recreates the original situation just to tell the guy “The jerk store called, and they’re running out of you!” A sick burn that Ben Carson’s campaign almost landed on Donald Trump last night was kind of like that, too.
Actually, Marco Rubio, Philosophers Make More Than Welders
Taylor Berman · 11/10/15 09:47PMThe Gawker GOP Debate and Ongoing Jeb Bush National Humiliation Liveblog
Ashley Feinberg · 11/10/15 08:57PMSomehow, once again, all the candidates’ demands have been met, the undercard round finished, and Ted Cruz’s flesh mask polished to a sheen. Come 9:00 p.m. EST, it’s time for another GOP debate live blog. And as our host for the evening will be Fox Business, this one is almost guaranteed to be extra terrible. We can’t wait.
A Guide to Ben Carson's Biggest Fictions, Misstatements, and Exaggerations
Ashley Feinberg · 11/10/15 04:45PMAt tonight’s 358th GOP debate, Ben Carson is almost certainly going to be pushed to respond to the many, many, many claims of fabulism that have been levied against the candidate in recent weeks. So many, in fact, it can be hard to keep track (especially if your name is Ben Carson). But don’t worry—we’re here to help.
Chris Christie Says He Is Not Being Demoted For GOP Debate, He's Just Being "Transferred"
Melissa Cronin · 11/07/15 11:23AMJeb Bush Should Become a Democrat
Alex Pareene · 10/29/15 09:31AMBen Carson Denies Involvement With the Nutritional Supplement Company He Was Involved With For Years
Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/28/15 09:27PMOver the last ten years, Ben Carson has given speeches for Mannatech, a sketchy nutritional supplement company that does not, surprisingly, produce actual snake oil. He’s appeared in infomercials. He admits the company helped fund his endowed chair at Johns Hopkins. He even endorsed their product during the GOP debate Wednesday. But one thing he denies? Having “any kind of relationship with them.” Huh?
CNBC Anchor: I Thought the GOP Picked Colorado Because They Wanted "Good Bud"
Taylor Berman · 10/28/15 07:27PMRace to the Bottom: It's Gawker's 2016 GOP Debate Liveblog
Ashley Feinberg · 10/28/15 06:56PMTonight's GOP Debate Contestants, Ranked by Net Worth
Ashley Feinberg · 10/28/15 04:02PMTonight, at 8pm, the top 10 Republican candidates for President of the United States will, once again, send Twitter into a frenzy as they brawl on stage for the third (fourth? eighth?) time. But this time, these ten (mostly) wildly wealthy clowns will fight over what makes the world go round: tech policy! And of course, money.
Donald Trump Couldn't Shut Up About Beautiful Babies at the Debate
Sam Biddle · 09/17/15 12:50PMLast night’s GOP debate showed idiot-shepherd Donald Trump lean away from his usually rhetorical tactic of bragging about money, and instead embracing babies. Babies, babies, babies—the man is crazy for babies. Baby? Babe?
Every Single GOP Candidate's Proposed Secret Service Code Name Is Unimaginably Hilarious
Jordan Sargent · 09/16/15 11:11PMAfter nearly three hours of monotone droning by a bunch of sweaty old people who will almost certainly never be president, tonight’s Republican debate finally delivered with a bizarre question about potential Secret Service names that produced incredibly absurd answers from every single candidate.
Return to Hell: Welcome to Gawker's GOP Liveblog, Round 2
Ashley Feinberg · 09/16/15 06:45PMThe Second GOP Debate Preview, Now With 100 Percent More Carly Fiorina
Ashley Feinberg · 09/16/15 05:17PMAt 8 p.m. Eastern, the top eleven candidates for the Republican nomination for the presidency will take the stage at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California, to embarrass themselves, their loved ones, and the country they hope to lead as they vie for a chance to run this great nation into the ground. Again.
Christie Lied About Being Appointed U.S. Attorney on Sept. 10, 2001
Jay Hathaway · 08/07/15 12:45PM"Any Word From God?" Republican Candidates On Chatting With Their Lord
Leah Beckmann · 08/06/15 10:18PMOn Thursday night, a Facebook madman was somehow permitted to ask Republican candidates the following question: “I want to know if any of them have received a word from God, and what they should do and take care of first.”
Donald Trump: I Paid Hillary Clinton to Attend My Wedding
Taylor Berman · 08/06/15 09:24PMAfter attacking Rosie O’Donnell earlier in tonight’s debate, Donald Trump turned his focus to Hillary Clinton. “I gave to many people,” Trump said, defending his political donations to candidates from both parties before explaining what he got in return. “With Hillary Clinton I said be at my wedding, and she came to my wedding,” he said. “She had no choice because I gave.”