Somehow, once again, all the candidates’ demands have been met, the undercard round finished, and Ted Cruz’s flesh mask polished to a sheen. Come 9:00 p.m. EST, it’s time for another GOP debate live blog. And as our host for the evening will be Fox Business, this one is almost guaranteed to be extra terrible. We can’t wait.

After a deeply sad attempt at rejuvenating his campaign, will Jeb Bush finally break down on stage? Is Marco Rubio going to make sure of it? Will Ben Carson bring his own hammer? Important questions all, and we’ll be here every step of the way. It is our curse.

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