Tonight at 8:30 p.m. Eastern, the 9 (??) top GOP candidates will take the stage for the 358th time to see who can scream “ISIS” the loudest. And we’ll be liveblogging every last tirade with the help of our sister site Jezebel. Because no one should have to go through this alone.

Will Trump show up in a nondescript military uniform? Will Ted Cruz’s flesh mask melt away under those bright, Vegas lights? And will any of the candidates reveal key plot points and ruin Star Wars for the rest of us? (Maybe!) Unfortunately, we’re about to find out.


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