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Blessed Are The Swingers: Christian Couple Share Partners, Word of God

Gabriella Paiella · 09/25/14 06:40PM

Devout Christians looking to spread the word of God sometimes need to get creative about where they're preaching—after all, anywhere could be the right place to convert an unbeliever. So why not discuss Bible verses with the guy you've invited over to fuck your wife?

This Third Boob Is Probably Only Real in Our Hearts

Aleksander Chan · 09/23/14 09:45AM

After news broke yesterday that Jasmine Tridevil, 21, of Tampa had allegedly paid $20,000 to have a third boob implanted on her chest to make herself "unattractive to men," we've heard whispers in the wind (and read stories) that this Third Boob is a stunt, a hoax. It very well might be.

Florida Is So Stupid

Hamilton Nolan · 09/19/14 01:40PM

You may have heard that the sea levels are rising. You may have heard that over the next several decades, rising seas will threaten major coastal cities. You may have surmised that it's dumb, then, to build houses right by the water. Not Florida!

Tuckered Out Jewel Thief Arrested After Falling Asleep Mid-Robbery

Aleksander Chan · 09/10/14 02:10PM

Dion Davis was allegedly robbing a Nokomis, Fla. home—he already had the jewelry all bagged up—when he apparently decided to lie down, just for a second. And then he probably decided, you know, for a second, to close his eyes and then he'd be on his way and...ZZZZZZZ.

Slender Man-Obsessed Teen Sets Home on Fire as Family Sleeps Inside

Aleksander Chan · 09/05/14 07:23AM

Lily Marie Hartwell, 14, of Port Richey, Fla. reportedly admitted to police that she set her family's home on fire early Thursday morning by soaking a blanket and towel with rum and bleach and then lighting them in her garage, knowing her mother and nine-year-old brother were asleep inside. Her family managed to escape the fire and when Hartwell was found later, she allegedly told police she frequents Slender Man sites Creepy Pasta and Soul Eater.