A Florida woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly attempting to rob a man in the midst of a sexual encounter inside a moving vehicle.

A dispute between a man and a pizza delivery guy resulted in an arrest last week after punches were thrown over missing garlic knots.

Governor Perry, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If you don't know where you're going at the Republican National Convention, one of the things you notice first is that nobody else does either. The upside of this is that, once beyond the security cordon, you can do pretty much whatever you want, in an event surrounded by federal agents. The downside is that it's chaos.

A Florida robbery may have been prevented if the employee of the targeted store had not been kind enough to lend the robber a pen.

For many candidates, having one's mom on the campaign trail could prove embarrassing, but vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan is using it to his advantage.

Maria Louise Del Rosario's ass became an overnight sensation after she proudly showed off her anus tattoos at the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo — a spectacle happily caught on camera by a crew from Florida's New Times Broward-Palm Beach.

A 17-foot, 7-inch Burmese python found and euthanized last week in the Everglades is believed to be the largest ever caught in Florida.

It brings me great pain to have to agree with Congressman Allen West of Florida, a violent loon who is one of two black Republicans serving in the House of Representatives, about anything. Alas, I have to admit that what he says in this video of a Fox News appearance from today is actually right on.

A Fort McCoy, Florida woman who engaged deputies in a high-speed chase down County Road 318 excused her behavior by saying she was driving topless and needed to get home to surprise her boyfriend.

Garden Grove Medical Center employees thwarted a baby theft this weekend after Grisel Ramierez allegedly tried to walk out with a newborn girl she'd hidden in a tote bag. Ramierez had disguised herself in nurses' scrubs and led the newborn's mother to the bathroom, instructing her to shower before the doctor's examination. Once the mother left the room, Ramirez put the infant in her tote bag and was on her way out when the baby somehow set off an alarm after crossing an "imaginary line," which seems impossible if it was actually imaginary but, you know, technology is crazy these days.

A drunk driver crashes into oncoming traffic in Cocoa Beach, Florida and the entire harrowing ordeal is caught on camera.

A Florida man's day went from bad to worse when he got his hand bitten off by an alligator and was charged with illegally feeding the animal.

Earlier tonight, George Zimmerman gave his first televised interview to Sean Hannity on Fox News. Zimmerman offered an apology of sorts to Martin's parents, but refused to express regret for what happened. He also gave his account of Martin's killing.

Ask and ye shall receive. Today we told you about the sex scandal surrounding Florida Lieutenant Governor Jennifer Carroll—specifically, that Carletha Cole, a former aide of Carroll's, says that she walked in on the Lt. Gov being orally serviced by Beatriz Ramos, her travel aide.

Florida-based YouTube prankster Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, who was last seen almost getting shot while pretending to be a zombie, has finally gone too far.

Jennifer Carroll is Florida's Lieutenant Governor, second in command to the insane and unpopular Rick Scott. Carroll is one of the few nationally prominent black female Republicans. (She is also insane, but that's a topic for another day.) A former aide to Carroll says that she walked in on her in a sexually compromising position with Beatriz Ramos, Carroll's travel aide. So then—where is Beatriz Ramos?

Following a judge's ruling allowing its release, prosecutors just made public testimony from an anonymous witness in the case of George Zimmerman — who shot and killed Trayvon Martin, an unarmed 17-year-old, in February — as well as phone calls Zimmerman made from jail.

Admit it: you felt a little bit of shame clicking the link.

If British scientists have their way, mutant mosquitoes will soon destroy the Florida Keys. Well, not exactly. But it's a possibility, or at least something to to think about, according to the 90,000 residents who have signed a petition. The genetically-modified mosquitoes are designed to resist the spread of Dengue fever, which is apparently a concern these days in the Keys.