Duncan Hunter, the vaping congressman whose campaign expenditures have, if you will, cast a cloud over his candidacy, has a new host of credit card charges to defend. Among them: suspicious charges at a jewelry, lunch at DisneyWorld, and regular visits to Jack In The Box.

After dropping some $40 million of his own money on the Republican primaries—and making a very big deal about it—Donald Trump has realized he is going to need other people’s money if he’s going to be elected president. To help him get it, he’s named as national finance chairman his business associate Steven Mnuchin, a hedge fund manager with a history of donating to Democrats and exploiting the housing crisis for his own gain.

Asked on Monday how his Muslim ban would affect London’s newly elected mayor, Donald Trump suggested Sadiq Khan might be one of the good ones, telling The New York Times, “There will always be exceptions.”

In a new interview with former Obama advisor David Axelrod, Jon Stewart offered a grim assessment of America’s political landscape, with harsh words for Democrats, Republicans, Hillary Clinton, the media and most of all Donald Trump, who he ridiculed as an “unrepentant, narcissistic asshole.”

Speaker Paul Ryan still hasn’t endorsed world’s most accomplished internet commenter Donald Trump for president, and apparently, Trump could be waiting for a while. Speaking to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, Ryan said that, should Trump ask, he would be willing to step down as the Republican National Convention’s co-chair.

With Donald Trump the Republican party’s all-but-guaranteed nominee, Ted Cruz is reportedly campaigning behind-the-scenes to ensure the party stays as terrible as ever.

Donald Trump has announced that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will serve as chairman of his transition team, identifying personnel who would become part of a Trump White House. Christie will be working closely with Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner, whose father he sent to prison.

This morning, Donald Trump called in to CNN for an interview, where he proceeded to blithely bend New Day anchor Chris Cuomo to his will for almost 19 minutes.

Donald Trump is a bloviating, toxic buffoon. On this, we can all generally agree. But how did this perpetual failure of a man get so far? And more importantly, who—or what—can we blame?

In a move sure to strike terror into the heart of the Republican donor class, Donald Trump said this weekend he’d be willing to raise taxes on the wealthy. Then again, maybe nobody really cares, because last fall he said he’d lower taxes for everyone.

Since Donald Trump became the presumptive GOP nominee last week, many senior Republicans have struggled to explain why they can’t support their party’s candidate for president. Former U.S. senator and amateur forensic psychologist Gordon Humphrey, however, had no such issues on Friday, citing Trump’s possible personality disorder.

Over the course of this election race, it’s remained unclear exactly what type of friend Donald Trump is. But if his ideas about international friendships are anything to go on, we can likely hazard a guess that he’s a pretty crappy one.

“I’ve been thinking about turning evil for a while, you know, going to the dark side,” said a caricature of former Republican presidential Ted Cruz, with great irony.

Using the phrase “know your place” when referring to a woman is almost unequivocally inappropriate. But in this particular case, regarding former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, it is the only phrase that comes to mind.

As Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump begins to mull over his options for vice president, here’s hoping he’ll shoot for the moon—or, more particularly, a man who loves the moon.

“Wherever there is number, there is beauty,” wrote the Byzantine philospher Proclus Diadochus in the 5th century, unaware how very wrong he was. According to the average plane-riding American, mathematics is now nothing but the Satanical scripture of olive-skinned terrorists.

The wordsmiths over at the Hillary Clinton campaign just can’t help themselves from coming up with insipid, potentially self-destructive names for their main opponent, a man whose appearance alone lends itself to an infinite array of much more spectacular nicknames.

Elizabeth Warren, who is doing a far better job humiliating Donald Trump than Hillary Clinton’s own campaign, let loose a scathing string of tweets earlier this evening. I cannot recommend them highly enough.

It’s been a long 67 days since we last heard from Sad Jeb. And considering his sodium-addled state, we were starting to get worried. But fear not. Noted scion Jeb Bush is still here, and he’s (probably) fine(-ish). Also, he’s not voting for President.

Donald Trump once famously said that he “could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.” Last night in West Virginia he tried out a get out the vote strategy only slightly less daring than that one.