Men are forsaking strippers in favor of suckling pigs at their bachelor parties. Minivans are now supposed to be "macho." Social scientists say that men are "redefining success." Yea, redefining it to suck.

Tonight, Jon Stewart was just as giddy about America's World Cup victory as everyone else, and he let his excitement be known (comedically). Then, Stewart and John Oliver had a heated—and hilarious—debate about the game. Video inside.

After 9hrs and 58mins—the longest tennis match in history—John Isner is STILL tied with Nicolas Mahut at Wimbledon; they'll continue tomorrow. Inside, video of Isner's disappointment at the decision to cancel, prompted by Mahut's refusal to play on.

"Football's for girls." At least, that's what this rugby ad from the Czech Republic thinks. Taking advantage of the feigned/overdramatic injury reputation of many soccer players, the commercial cuts to the brutal chase and mocks the sport mercilessly. Video inside.

Ideally, the World Cup would be a beautiful rainbow of humanity that showed how prejudices can be overcome through the universal language of sport. Why does France have to ruin this by being such insufferable Frenchy ponces?

"He should be embarrassed to be rolling around," said ABC's announcer moments after the Ivory Coast's Keita faked a blow to the face in the most overdramatic, ridiculous way possible, forcing an unjust red card for Brazil's Kaka. Video inside.

Wow, did you guys catch that exhilarating 2-2 tie between the US and Slovenia? What a game! Wait… were you seriously working? Work is no excuse for not watching the World Cup. Here's how you do both.

Does California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman's violent temper and bullying behavior run in the family? The billionaire ex-eBay CEO's son was charged with felony battery for breaking a woman's ankle after her friend said "Fuck you" and "Fuck your fraternity."

Still trying to figure out who you're supporting in the World Cup? How about North Korea? They might be playing as representatives of a starving hellhole ruled by a brutal, insane dictator. But their coach has an invisible telephone!

Tonight, Jon Stewart debuted the first of what will hopefully be many World Cup-related segments. Between elephants on the road, vuvuzelas, Robert Green's sticky fingers, and an England-USA debate with John Oliver, there was a lot to discuss! Video inside.

Martin Tyler is an English "football" commentator and was one of two ABC announcers during this afternoon's England-USA World Cup game. After the American goal that tied things up, Tyler repeatedly—and condescendingly—cried foul. Videos of his whining, inside.

We are less than one half-hour away from the most Important Soccer Match of All Time: America vs. England in the first round of the World Cup! Let's get ready to hate England!

This morning in Johannesburg, R. Kelly performed "Sign of a Victory" to open the 2010 World Cup. The number includes Kelly dropping to his knees, lyrics about global warming, and—of course—autotune. In other words, it's pure gold.

Yesterday, we told you about American Apparel's practice of making hires and promotions based largely on "full body" employee photos. We now have internal documents and photos detailing the policy—plus, former employees vent on life in AA's fashion dungeon.

Apple has suffered another embarrassment. A security breach has exposed iPad owners including dozens of CEOs, military officials, and top politicians. They—and every other buyer of the cellular-enabled tablet—could be vulnerable to spam marketing and malicious hacking.

Soccer players are sexy. It's the constant running and propensity to rip off their shirts after scoring, I guess. Rather than take a look at the U.S. team's chances at the World Cup, let's just take a look at them.

We rented a plane to drag a banner over Rush Limbaugh's house during his wedding tomorrow and we need you to tell us what to say. Go here right now and leave a comment! UPDATE: Deadline extended. Keep them coming!

"Sack tapping" is the new painful craze sweeping the nation's teen boys. That is: punching each other in the balls. One child had his right ball amputated because he was punched so hard in it. Prepare to wince.

With a doorman like this, who needs bodyguards? Shooting candids of the stripper wife of accused Ponzi-schemer-to-the-stars Ken Starr, a photographer got a punch to the face and bit the pavement. NYDN documented the enraged doorman's fists of fury.

Sure, Iron Man 2 and other big-ticket adventures have already opened, but we here at Gawker are traditionalists. For us, summer begins on Memorial Day. So put on those white shoes (finally!) and let's look at this season's popcorn flicks.