Oil leaks, terror attacks, earthquakes, volcanic ash: It's no wonder you're feeling antsy, can't sleep, and every time a loud bang goes off your heart starts racing. We asked two psychiatrists which drugs to take best ease the psychic pain.

No, you're not looking at a futuristic tennis video game. This court actually exists at the ultra-luxurious Burj Al Arab's tennis courts located in Dubai. Inside, video of Andre Agassi playing with Roger Federer on this interesting and revolutionary turf.

Ohio's Miami University has the booziest, pukiest, poopiest sororities in America. First Pi Beta Phi trashed a lake lodge. Now Alpha Xi Delta members are in trouble for "urinating on artifacts" and otherwise destroying the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center.

So, I spent a few minutes browsing the #Thingsblackpeopledo trend on Twitter last night. Oh come on, you clicked on it, too. It's just sitting there! I learned something very interesting about another culture.

How does one put a price on human suffering? One should probably ask Elin Nordegren for advice: She's demanding $750 million from Tiger Woods in divorce negotiations. That is some pricey misery.

Mikey, a closeted 17-year-old Minnesota hockey player, was the author of a popular blog about being gay in the sports world. He was an inspiration to many. Sadly, he's now been outed as a 40-year-old. The blog's been shut down.

Gawker has learned that Avid Life Media, the owner of sites including HotorNot.com and Ashley Madison, has partnered with two prominent gossip bloggers to put in a $20 million bid to acquire PerezHilton.com.

CBS has officially picked up the Twitter-based sitcom, @#$! My Dad Says (shit, the word is shit), based on the ramblings of an old man, filtered by his son, on Twitter. We got our hands on the cliche-ridden pilot script.

This week Jersey nightlife magazine Steppin' Out features Michelle Bombshell in a Sicilian widow costume that came from a plastic bag at a Halloween store. This isn't even its best work. A walk down memory lane with America's trashiest publication.

I heard a Russian Master Shake, Meatwad referencing Justin Bieber, and Carl declaring his love for Deadspin and Fleshbot. It was a great conversation with Dana Snyder and Dave Willis of ATHF fame before their live show on Tuesday.

Interesting little factoid: a new study finds that 99% of the creative directors behind this year's Super Bowl ads were white. Makes sense. Who else loves milk, Betty White, and Tim Tebow? [Ad Age]

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller deny they're divorcing, even as they live apart following Sheen's domestic assault arrest, two stints in rehab, and rumors of call girl trysts. We have a copy of the couple's prenup and a possible explanation.

Oh, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. *Shudder* On The View today, Hasselbeck criticized Erin Andrews for wearing skimpy outfits on Dancing with the Stars—and defended her peeping tom in the process—before the rest of the panel shut her down. Video inside.

Third-year Harvard Law student Stephanie Grace sent a mass email about whether black people are categorically less intelligent than white people. Now her campus, legal blogs, and the Black Law Students Association are up in arms, and Stephanie is hiding.

Remember last week's post about the quasi-Catholic Japanese sex cult where they have yogurt-smeared sex on an altar in public? Their leader has been emailing me, and sent new pictures. Are these people for real?

Did you hear that Olympic gymnast and famous ankle-breaker Kerri Strug got married this weekend? She did, and it was in the New York Times. Which means our resident weddings expert Phyllis Nefler will judge it like a floor routine.

Yesterday we showed you a call sheet for Lost's series finale shoot. Was it real? Was it fake? Well, signs are currently pointing to real, so let's try to once more figure out what it all means. Spoilers ahead.

There are many things you can do while visiting Montreal: you could barhop the world famous nightlife, you could try poutine, you could try speaking French, or you could make anti-Semitic gaffes about noses on national TV.

Everyone knows Hunter S. Thompson was eccentric. What you may not know is that he loathed contracts. Case in point: this one, for a documentary, on which Thompson scribbled swastikas, wrote "FRAUD" and "Fuck off," and signed as Dick Cheney.

TNT's NBA coverage dissolved into a pit of giggles as Charles Barkley expertly handled the Shake Weight. We love that the basketball legend managed to maintain a look of baffled naivety throughout (almost) the entire ordeal.