"He should be embarrassed to be rolling around," said ABC's announcer moments after the Ivory Coast's Keita faked a blow to the face in the most overdramatic, ridiculous way possible, forcing an unjust red card for Brazil's Kaka. Video inside.

Near the end of this afternoon's World Cup match between Brazil and the Ivory Coast (Brazil won 3-1), it looked more like a professional wrestling telecast than a soccer game when Keita literally ran into Kaka and then fell to the ground, writhing in pain and grabbing his face as if he'd just been punched by Mike Tyson.

But as the instant replays showed, Keita hadn't been hit in the face at all, as Kaka had simpy extended his arm to defend himself against Keita's advance. Nevertheless, Kaka was given a second yellow card, which automatically turns into a red one and makes him ineligible for his team's next match.

As Arnold Schwarzenegger would say, Keita is a Feika. (It's also not a tumah.)

P.S. — Can we get some instant replay up in this place, now?

Update, 6:10 PM ET: An hour and a half following the conclusion of today's game, this is a video I took of the scene outside a Brazilian restaurant in Astoria, NYC. It looks like they're not letting Kaka's red card get them down, as the celebration has overflowed into the nearby sidewalks. (Does this make me an iReporter now?)

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