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'Essence' Mag Strikes A Chord
Jessica · 02/03/05 08:33AMAustin Scarlett Revealed
Jessica · 02/03/05 08:16AMThe bitchy queens at Datalounge have taken a shine to Project Runway's Austin Scarlett, who claims he's not totally gay. Uh-huh. So lipgloss and fashion design are the marks of heterosexuality, eh? Anyhow, when they're not debating his sexuality/talent/do-ability, they're so kind as to reveal the quoi of Scarlett's je ne sais quoi: he's a perfect cross between Hermey the would-be dentist from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and a young Yves St. Laurent. We knew we had seen him somewhere before.
The Austin Equation [Timmy Ray]
Austin Scarlett Thread [Datalounge]
Austin Scarlett [Bravo]
The Back to the Future Q & A: Cancer Stories Are A Buzzkill
mark · 02/02/05 05:18PMA spy reports on the Q & A following last night's Back to the Future screening at the ArcLight, which featured a no-show by the series' director that was nearly redeemed by the appearance of Marty McFly's girlfriend from the first installment..until the actress bummed out the crowd with that most reliable of buzzkillers, the cancer anecdote:
America (The Idol): Abdul on 'The Daily Show'
Haber · 02/02/05 05:10PMBlind Item Guessing Game: You Suggest, We Print
Jessica · 02/02/05 04:37PMTo Do: Eisner, Evans And Munro—Oh My!
Jessica · 02/02/05 03:15PM· Anyone got a couple of jobs for some industry bigwigs with falling stars? Unpaid internships, at the very least? Send all openings to Michael Eisner and Harold Evans. In the interim, the two will be holding court on at the 92nd Street Y for a discussion on the pleasures (money!) and hardships (losing money!) of being a media conglomerate. [92Y]
· Paging Ms. Jolie: you've got competition. Bonnie Raitt once said she'd drink a vial of Mali-born storyteller/guitarist Habib Koite's sweat. How pleasant. Mr. Koite plays with Bamada, his West African rhythm section, tonight at S.O.B's. [flavorpill]
· Canadian short fiction superstar Alice Munro appears at Paula Cooper Gallery tonight. Actress Joan Allen reads. Reservations and amphetamines required. [NYer]
Martha Stewart to Boss People Around on TV
Haber · 02/02/05 03:04PMShe committed a crime: why are we being punished?
Artie Lange's Adventures in Facial Hair
Haber · 02/02/05 02:55PMTina Fey's Big Fat Sitcom Deal
Haber · 02/02/05 12:25PMUpdate: In our haste to be vicious—and because Variety is written in an argot slightly more understandable than Esperanto—we misstated Tina Fey's relationship to the sitcom pilot from Paula Pell: She is not executive producing it. Fey is exec. producing a different NBC sitcom about a variety show (again, from the school of "write what'cha know"). We regret the error, but the below quotes are still an interesting insight into... something. And we still think the show might be like The Biggest Loser, only funnier.
Dress Me Up Cheban
Jessica · 02/02/05 11:37AMI was sure I'd paid a lifetime's worth of journalistic dues after spending a strange Sunday evening with the inanely chipper celebu-lurker/frozen-food-flack Jonathan Cheban (despite the shiny hair, we're still pretty sure he's the fourth horseman of the publicist apocalypse). But once I received a package chock full of Cheban's Clarendon shirts (sized to fit), I realized the public deserved more. You're hungry. You know you want it, so please feast your eyes upon Cheban's designs, as worn by anonymodel Greg. We're sure you'll see plenty more of these spectacularly pricey cotton threads during Fashion Week, no?
By Popular Demand: The Blind Item Guessing Game
Jessica · 02/02/05 11:03AMWe tried to get lazy, but you wouldn't let us. As such, here's today's blind items from Page Six, all of which you should find suitably challenging:
For a Coppola Dollars: 'Godfather' Video Game
Haber · 02/02/05 10:53AMJacko: Juror Number One
Haber · 02/02/05 10:15AMGay Groundhog Day
Jessica · 02/02/05 10:15AMGossip Roundup: God Lives, And There's Hope For Brad And Jen
Jessica · 02/02/05 09:55AM
· Jennifer Pitt and Brad Aniston are reportedly still living together, wearing their wedding rings, and have been spotted holding hands. Please, sweet Jesus, help them reunite for the sake of perfect babies. [R&M]
· Frail cosmetics queen Olivia Chantecaille and boyfriend Eric Villency have ended their socialite-y romance. Somewhere, David Patrick Columbia sobs in a darkened room. [Page Six]
· Has Martha Stewart been violating prison rules by doing business over the phone? US Weekly reports that she's been speaking in code during certain phone calls; we imagine Martha's Pig Latin is flawless. [Lowdown]
· Supermodel Kate Moss may have ended her brief relationship with ex-Libertine horseman Pete Doherty, but Doherty isn't taking no for an answer and has told Britain's Channel 4 that he wants to marry Moss. [Page Six]
'Million Dollar' Spoiler
Haber · 02/02/05 09:40AMToday's 'Page Six' has a feature story on
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whether or not The Times accidentally spoiled the end of
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Clint Eastwood's
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Million Dollar Baby. Apparently, in a piece on
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activists protesting
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... You know what, go read it yourself if you're not afraid of spoilers.
TIMES HEADLINE SPOILS FLICK [NYP]