More readers jumped into the Valleyspeak Contest, coining words for the Valley and tech world. A moment of silence, please, for the English language. May it rest in peace.

A fresh round of Valley-related slang just came in (read the others here and here). Remember to send your words in today — voting for the top picks (winner gets $240 on iTunes) begins tomorrow.

With any luck, kids, we'll replace the whole lexicon with fake words. The latest Valleyspeak entries:

"It's like those French have a different word for everything." Here comes the first round of Valleyspeak entries. Send yours in and win $240 of iTunes music and a toy.

Gizmautism, frazzing, testosteratio — these are the words we'll use in the New Language ('cause we don't need your stinkin' Old Language) when the Valley lifestyle takes over. And this week, you can coin the next generation of words in the Valleywag Valleyspeak contest.

Thanks for screensucking! That's Dr. Edward M. Hallowell's name for "wasting time engaging with any screen." Hallowell's named ineffective multitasking as well: "frazzing" is that thing you do with your Blackberry, non-fat latte, and exercycle in the Google hallway.

Another reminder that we're still waiting for a reader to send us a camera phone picture of George Clooney; we'd love to unload these copies of Ocean's 11 and Ocean's 12 on a winner. Instead, as we sat and stared at our inbox yesterday, praying for a citizen paparazzo to heed our call, we got the following:

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According to today's Page Six, George Clooney reportedly sent an email (via his publicist, because this is really all about the publicists) asking all of the good-hearted flacks of this world to flood our inbox with as many fake sightings as possible, so that Gawker Stalker would be rendered useless. Charming, seeing as we never thought the feature was particularly useful to begin with. The moment we become useful, we've lost sight of what we're all about — glorious, time-sucking impracticality.

Hail the conquering heroine! Google hardware maintainer Trisha Weir outshined (outshone?) British ad sales bombshell Kate Burns, 615 votes to 412, to claim the title of Gorgeous Google Gal.

Ladies and gentlemen, the final Google Gals face-off. The first international Googler vs. the hardware maintenance maven with hipster flair. Vote for the most gorgeous — and assume that "gorgeous" here means every most excellent quality a Googler can possess.

A long weekend of polling gave us two more Google Gals champions. One of these winners will claim the Google Gals crown in the upcoming Final Face-off.*

We have a feeling this will be a fierce fight — both Kimbalina and Trisha seem to have fan clubs. Well, here, I'll let you have at it:

A surprise challenger steps in from the UK: How could we exclude Kate Burns, Google's first international employee? Burns ran Google's Manchester office from Day 1. On a personal note, her biggest inspiration is the Horse Whisperer. Will her whispers drown out all the American contestants in the Gorgeous Google Gals?

The first round is finished, with two more victories:

Another round of Google Gals — and these two are serious geeks. One keeps the servers from flaming out, the other keeps interfaces from lookin' ugly.

The first of these Google ladies is perfect for international sales — she just loves to travel the world. The second is one of those wonderful Google bloggers — and her host of choice, of course, is Blogger.

Two Google ladies claim sweet victory.

Mega-blogger Guy Kawasaki lays out the Bozofication Aptitude Test that the the Valley's begging for. Browse the ex-Apple-marketer's test and take a point each for anything true about your company. Items include:

The first works in user studies; the second was last seen working on a secret project. Both deserve to be the ultimate Google Gal, but alas, there can be only one.