Ah Lifetime! You should have known better than to run that "biggest lie in runway history" jive past the Gawker live-blogging crew. Because if there's one thing this group knows, it's Project Runway history. And we unmasked your mendacity!

As a young man, I learned this truism from an SAT essay question: "In literature, as in life, people experience conflicts." And what is true of life and literature is true of this live blog. To wit: I'm conflicted.

Hey, wanna kill time before tonight's live blog starts? Try rating cheftestant tattoos! Bravo's posted some 50 pics of them, which you can score on a five-star scale (and for once, Ashley's actually winning something!).

Hello, gang! Here's hoping your week was free of the blues. And here's also hoping that, like an LA citrus tree in January, the Project Runway judging panel will get a little more orange again tonight.

Hello, commenters! Ready for some live-blogging action? I sure am. In fact, like Kevin, I want to "bond on a fat kid level" with every one of you. So let's all summon our chubby inner child, shall we?

Ah, watching Project Runway and posting comments about it: What activity could possibly be more interesting? Other than putting jodhpurs on a pregnant chicken, that is? (Oh Malvin, how we'll miss you).

Welcome to the weekly web party that's as frivolous, sweet and pointless as a watermelon carpaccio. And also as tasty…yet tasteless too! Why not pull up a chair and imbibe?

Gather round, Gawker commenters, for another edition of The Greatest Live-Blogging Show on Earth. Wanna be a part of it? Well, to paraphrase Timothy Leary, just "turn on, tune in and drop by."

Top Chef Masters is over, and Top Chef Minors has arrived. This is good, because baiting minor-league chefs in a live blog is much more fun than master-baiting. Let the minor-baiting begin!